Starting a toddler footwear business is hard
But I guess small baby steps will make me successful
I'm starting a ridesharing business for underserved rural communities.
I'm going to call it Goober.
I’m starting a chiropractic business specializing in homeopathic & aromatherapy approaches...
I'm starting up a festive business where I attach Christmas bells to men's neckwear..
Good Tie-dings to all men!
I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
I'm thinking of starting my own business as a watchmaker.
That way I can set my own hours.
I'm starting a business focused solely on transporting Capra aegagrus hircus. We'll have slings, bags, and more.
It's called Totes My Goats!
(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)
The rhyming gardner is starting a new business
He calls it Prose before Hose
I'm thinking of starting a rope tying business
It would be a knot for profit organization.
I’m starting a business website for backyard dogs.
It’s called ChainLinkedIn.
My Italian friend is starting a semi truck business.
He is calling it Rig a Tony.
"I've never had an accident and I never will," said Tom recklessly.
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"And then the man took off his shoes to prove he had 11 toes, and I lost the bet," Tom recounted.
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"Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed.
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
I’d love to start a cheese business
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
I recently started a new business making Irish lawn chairs
I call it Paddy O’Furniture
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.
The name of the business?
"Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
I started a new business farming microscopic fish
It's a small scale operation
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..
..and the Sails have gone through the roof.
My kid was trying to start a landscaping business
He just needed some seed funding
Did you hear about the retired Sheriff who started a landscaping business?
Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while.
People will be lined up for blocks.
My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.
He’s an International Arms Dealer.
Did you hear about the cow who dropped out of school to start a computer business?
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?
I started a boat-building business in my attic ...
Now sails are going through the roof
Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
I started a ship building business inside my house
Sails are through the roof
Started a boat building business in my attic.
The sales are going through the roof!
I've started a boating business from my attic....
The sails are going through the roof.
I've started a boating business from my attic.
The sails are going through the roof.
I started a boating business in my attic..
Sails are through the roof.
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
I just started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are already through the roof.
I've started a business making boats in my attic...
Sails are going through the roof.
My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
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