Starting a toddler footwear business is hard
But I guess small baby steps will make me successful
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︎ May 09 2021
I'm starting a ridesharing business for underserved rural communities.
I'm going to call it Goober.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Iβm starting a chiropractic business specializing in homeopathic & aromatherapy approaches...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I'm starting up a festive business where I attach Christmas bells to men's neckwear..
Good Tie-dings to all men!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I'm thinking of starting my own business as a watchmaker.
That way I can set my own hours.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
I'm starting a business focused solely on transporting Capra aegagrus hircus. We'll have slings, bags, and more.
It's called Totes My Goats!
(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)
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︎ Jul 16 2020
The rhyming gardner is starting a new business
He calls it Prose before Hose
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I'm thinking of starting a rope tying business
It would be a knot for profit organization.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Iβm starting a business website for backyard dogs.
Itβs called ChainLinkedIn.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
My Italian friend is starting a semi truck business.
He is calling it Rig a Tony.
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︎ Sep 02 2018
"I've never had an accident and I never will," said Tom recklessly.
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"And then the man took off his shoes to prove he had 11 toes, and I lost the bet," Tom recounted.
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"Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed.
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︎ Mar 04 2012
I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
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︎ May 13 2021
Iβd love to start a cheese business
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I recently started a new business making Irish lawn chairs
I call it Paddy OβFurniture
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︎ Mar 17 2021
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.
The name of the business?
"Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I started a new business farming microscopic fish
It's a small scale operation
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︎ Nov 07 2020
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..
..and the Sails have gone through the roof.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
My kid was trying to start a landscaping business
He just needed some seed funding
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︎ May 16 2020
Did you hear about the retired Sheriff who started a landscaping business?
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while.
People will be lined up for blocks.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.
Heβs an International Arms Dealer.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
I started a catering business for incest parties.
It's called Oedipal Arrangements.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Did you hear about the cow who dropped out of school to start a computer business?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
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︎ Mar 01 2020
What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I started a boat-building business in my attic ...
Now sails are going through the roof
Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
I started a ship building business inside my house
Sails are through the roof
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Started a boat building business in my attic.
The sales are going through the roof!
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I've started a boating business from my attic....
The sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I've started a boating business from my attic.
The sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I started a boating business in my attic..
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
π︎ 7k
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?
They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 17 2018
I just started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are already through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I've started a business making boats in my attic...
Sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Apr 16 2017
My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
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