Starting a toddler footwear business is hard

But I guess small baby steps will make me successful

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I'm starting a ridesharing business for underserved rural communities.

I'm going to call it Goober.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourchimney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I’m starting a chiropractic business specializing in homeopathic & aromatherapy approaches...

Back & Body Hurts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoeatscheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I'm starting up a festive business where I attach Christmas bells to men's neckwear..

Good Tie-dings to all men!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.

It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I'm thinking of starting my own business as a watchmaker.

That way I can set my own hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I'm starting a business focused solely on transporting Capra aegagrus hircus. We'll have slings, bags, and more.

It's called Totes My Goats!

(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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The rhyming gardner is starting a new business

He calls it Prose before Hose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I'm thinking of starting a rope tying business

It would be a knot for profit organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I’m starting a business website for backyard dogs.

It’s called ChainLinkedIn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nDrN8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My Italian friend is starting a semi truck business.

He is calling it Rig a Tony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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"I've never had an accident and I never will," said Tom recklessly. . "And then the man took off his shoes to prove he had 11 toes, and I lost the bet," Tom recounted. . "Yes, I'm starting a legal business," Tom affirmed. . More in /R/TomSwifties reddit.com/r/TomSwifties
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom_Swiftie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2012
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I’d love to start a cheese business

But I lac-tose funds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleepoBlues
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic

Sails should go through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I recently started a new business making Irish lawn chairs

I call it Paddy O’Furniture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talbottronious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I started a new business farming microscopic fish

It's a small scale operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?

They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?

An entre-manure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesadbean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.

Apparently, their can be only one.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..

..and the Sails have gone through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My kid was trying to start a landscaping business

He just needed some seed funding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dashover
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Did you hear about the retired Sheriff who started a landscaping business?

He called it Lawn Order

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratesox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while.

People will be lined up for blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.

He’s an International Arms Dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I started a catering business for incest parties.

It's called Oedipal Arrangements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who dropped out of school to start a computer business?

He made lots of moola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.

Business is going alright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlotte_8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?

An entree-preneur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBossMan007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I started a boat-building business in my attic ...

Now sails are going through the roof

Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some_lerker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...

The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejumbowumbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I started a ship building business inside my house

Sails are through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dnice_556
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Started a boat building business in my attic.

The sales are going through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weealrfc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I've started a boating business from my attic....

The sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I've started a boating business from my attic.

The sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I started a boating business in my attic..

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.

It's a small scale operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why did the cow and the horse start a business together?

They figured they could make a lot of Moo Neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I started a business building Yachts in my attic

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mallander
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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I just started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are already through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I've started a business making boats in my attic...

Sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcsco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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