Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Pirated movies
He wanted mass a-peel.
You know what they say about old habits...
Then there is a Rogue One.
His name is 80-HD.
Celebri-tea
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
Star Wars.
Molly ringworm
The classic "chick-flick"
They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor
It's so i-khan-ic.
Rogue one, me zero.
Don't worry, he's still in the cast
Beauty and the Beats.
It’s called Bisquey Ritzness
I think his name is Sylvester Shalom
It's nice to meet you. I'm a huge fan.
He must have been Chewie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
My expectations are already solo.
Probably quite a few - it's a Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin.
The incident is forever referred to as ,
"The Wrath Of Pecan"
I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.
She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
It's called Trans-four-murs.
Their names were Drum and Guitar
Rogue Juan
I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.
they'll call her Raisy Didley.
Rogue Won.
They said the force awoke him
Fast 10: your seatbelts.
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Right at the part where Windu dies
Dad: "Wow. I guess he got thrown out the windu."
What are fish that star in movies called?
Starfish
How do you tuna fish?
Adjust their scales
What do you tell a fish when its overreacting?
You need to clam down
That's enough fish puns for today
We should scale back
Hey guys. As I'm sure most of you know, it's currently Thanksgiving in Canada. This time of year for me has, in the past, caused a lot of issues in my life.
To give a little bit of background on me, I'm usually an extremely healthy and fit guy, as I play high-level sports and have a physically demanding job. However, for much of my life, my willpower began to crumble around this time of year.
I first started taking my diet seriously when I was about 12 years old. I had some kind of realization where like, I dunno, I started looking at how jacked these movie stars were and was all, "wow, I want to be that cool too." Judging by the bowl cut I had when I was 12, my perception of cool may have been a little skewed, but I digress.
Anyhow, it was my first Thanksgiving where everything started falling apart. One of my relative's families ended up no-showing for dinner, so we were left with a load of Thanksgiving leftovers. For the next week, every single meal or snack I had was Thanksgiving themed. Sandwich? Turkey sandwich. Breakfast? Let's dollop some cranberry sauce on that bad boy. By the next week, my BGC (blood gravy content) was probably at like 1.0%.
You'd think I'd be sick of holiday food after that. But no. I loved it.
The tradition of refrigerated Thanksgiving snacks continued throughout the rest of my teen years. Like clockwork, the numbers on the scale would significantly jump upwards in October, with Halloween candy adding an extra layer of calories on top. By the time I reached 17, my waist had begun noticeably ballooning, and I realized it was all due to Thanksgiving turkey. Sure, I had some at Christmas and sometimes at Easter, but never like that. My mother would encourage this habit, making more food each year to be stuffed into our packed refrigerator.
The movie star bod I wanted for so much at the age of 12 was slipping a way. I needed to put an end to this.
Flash forward to October 2015, age 18. I had made a vow: I never again would place such putrid poultry onto my tastebuds. And ever since that fateful week of 2014, my vow had held true.
Each Thanksgiving, I can feel that craving for chilled turkey knocking on the refrigerator door of my fragile ego. For three years, I've held strong. But when will the garrison fall? When will that soft, biting flesh of the big bird smash it's way back into my life.
But so far, I've quit cold turkey.
I was standing in the lobby of the movie theater after Star Wars today and this old man walks up to me and says "Did you hear about the kidnapping at the library?" I said "What?" and he asked again if I heard about the kidnapping at the library. I said I hadn't heard about it and the old man said "They woke him up!" and just walked off. No grin. No laugh. No expression. Just walked off.
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Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.
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Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.
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Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.
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Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor: How fat was he? Fozzie: He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
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Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because their hot.
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What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
