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Foreword from u/LarsTheDevil

This is the first attempt to make a sticky post every 2-3 weeks to keep the ever growing fanbase of u/Rocknocker informed what is going on at the Mahogany Ridge, oil patch or in the science community...

Disclaimer: I see myself more of an editor that organizes all the content instead of a moderator - I am an older guy that likes to program and created some scripts that created this posting. If you have ideas about creating r/Rocknocker/wiki and what should be the content, I am open to ideas...

 

#Please give feedback on how to improve this recurring post!

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#Hello and welcome to r/Rocknocker! ##The motto is: “Nothing succeeds like excess”

This sub is dedicated to the stories of u/Rocknocker, Geologist, Master Blaster and Gentleman extraordinaire.

Important - No permission is granted to any person to recreate or reuse any material posted on this subreddit in any form without express, written approval from u/Rocknocker

Below is an introduction and timeline of the tales so far.

First, read Central Asia Antics. It unfolds beautifully, is full of wonders, and is a great prologue for what's to come. https://www.reddit.com/r/Rocknocker/comments/cohqav/central_asia_antics/

Then you can read the Demolition Days saga, from 1 to the end. https://www.reddit.com/r/Rocknocker/comments/coucde/demolition_days_part_1/

Or if you are pressed for time, just read Central Asia then Demolition 1-16, when Rock finishes high school. That ends on a ringing note, like the End of Act One.

Read the rest in any order you want.

Fun Fact: r/Rocknocker has currently 1787 Subscribers and is growing!

#Favorite Stories

##Some Favorite Stories of the Rocknocker Family

Central Asia antics. // 2019-08-10 | The All-In-One feel good story which is a good way to make first contact with the Honorable Reverend Doctor Rocknocker

The Ransom of Redneck Chief. // 2019-07-26 | **Rock gets kidnapped - no kidding - but he is a good hostage and buys some dinner and booze for the kidnapper's mother and throws a big party for everybod

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

There hasn't been a post all year!

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)