I met an Irish alligator type guy on St. Paddy's day..

His name was Croc O'Dyle

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You know what St. Paddy's Day is good for?

Buying some new "Paddy-O" furniture. I'll show myself out.

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📅︎ Mar 18 2015
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What do ghosts drink on St. Paddy’s Day?

BOO-ze of course.

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📅︎ Mar 17 2022
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Holiday Puns

I'm looking any one-liner holiday themed puns.

Here are some I have come up with: 'Irish I was your agent' ( for St. Paddy's Day ), 'Never forget these gourd times' ( for Thanksgiving ), ' Happy Challah Days' ( Shabbat ), 'I love you a latka' ( Hanukkah ), 'Fo-Gelt About it' ( Hanukkah ), 'We're all rebels without a Claus' ( Christmas ), 'Chemes-tree is important' ( Christmas ), 'Does my hare look good' ( Easter )...

I have a newsletter I send and want to include some good puns / make a meme for upcoming holidays.

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📅︎ Mar 17 2022
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Why do the Irish always put 239 beans in their soup?

Because anymore would be too farty.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

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👤︎ u/hallsguide
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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What do you call an Irish man who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture.

Have a Happy St. Paddy's Day and stay safe!

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What do you call an Irishman you can leave outside all night in the rain?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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👤︎ u/Hey_Neat
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Girlfriend had two groaners this weekend

First one, we were in some really bad St. Paddy's Day traffic. The people around us were honking and getting pissed and cutting each other off. She remarked that "someone's gonna get in an accident...well, in this case it would be an 'on purpose.'"

Second one, we were at the zoo and I pointed out the zebras, saying that I had spotted them. "Uh, don't you mean you striped them?"

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👤︎ u/trumpet_23
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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