St Paddys Day Puns

A list of puns related to "St Paddys Day"

Double Shot of St Paddy’s Day Dad Jokes!

What’s Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O’Furniture.

How do you know an Irishman is having fun?

He’s Dublin over with laughter!

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Happy St Paddy’s Day everyone!

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👤︎ u/BIGSEAN37
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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You know what St. Paddy's Day is good for?

Buying some new "Paddy-O" furniture. I'll show myself out.

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👤︎ u/TheFightGoes0n
📅︎ Mar 18 2015
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Why do the Irish always put 239 beans in their soup?

Because anymore would be too farty.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

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👤︎ u/hallsguide
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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What do you call an Irishman you can leave outside all night in the rain?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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👤︎ u/Hey_Neat
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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What do you call an Irish man who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture.

Have a Happy St. Paddy's Day and stay safe!

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👤︎ u/RevJoeHRSOB
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Girlfriend had two groaners this weekend

First one, we were in some really bad St. Paddy's Day traffic. The people around us were honking and getting pissed and cutting each other off. She remarked that "someone's gonna get in an accident...well, in this case it would be an 'on purpose.'"

Second one, we were at the zoo and I pointed out the zebras, saying that I had spotted them. "Uh, don't you mean you striped them?"

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👤︎ u/trumpet_23
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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