You know what St. Paddy's Day is good for?

Buying some new "Paddy-O" furniture. I'll show myself out.

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📅︎ Mar 18 2015
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Girlfriend had two groaners this weekend

First one, we were in some really bad St. Paddy's Day traffic. The people around us were honking and getting pissed and cutting each other off. She remarked that "someone's gonna get in an accident...well, in this case it would be an 'on purpose.'"

Second one, we were at the zoo and I pointed out the zebras, saying that I had spotted them. "Uh, don't you mean you striped them?"

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📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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