A floating memory of the Johnny Cash song A Boy Named Sue
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An entire generation of youth will only know Billy Ray Cyrus for the song "Old Town Road"
That breaks my heart, my achy breaky heart.
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︎ Nov 07 2022
I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song
giving us time to change the song.
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︎ Sep 28 2022
Not many people know that the Mortal Kombat theme song was inspired by a European song of praise
More specifically a, Finnish hymn.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
A nascar driver went out in a flame of glory, and later at the funeral, they couldn't decide what song to sing
The preacher pipes up, "Amazing race,"
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︎ Aug 05 2022
A song made out of dad jokes
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︎ Aug 02 2022
What kind of bird forgets the lyrics to its song ?
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︎ Jun 15 2022
It was once said of a radio station that played the same song on repeat for daysโฆ
โฆthat it broke a record.
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︎ Jul 06 2022
My dad made a lot of money off of his famous song about the number four. When he passed away, he left its rights to me.
I am the heir to his four tune.
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︎ Apr 24 2022
In honor of a bath time song sung by a fellow dad...
Here is mine:
<Sung to the tune of "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys>
Wash your body!
Oh yeah.
Clean your body!
Uh huh
Wash your body!
It's bath time tonight!
Let's get clean, alright!
Clean your fingers and your toes...
Wash your face, don't forget your nose
If it's Monday night we wash your hair.
But everytime wash behind your ears!
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︎ Mar 23 2022
Somebody recently asked me what I thought was the best rap song of all time. . .
Fresh Prince of Belair. That ish slaps!
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︎ Apr 12 2022
Post punk is the dumbest type of music because you cannot write an angry song about sending a letter
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︎ Mar 19 2022
What kind of bird doesnโt know the words to their own song?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
When it was my first prom I was really nervous, and this called me to be really thirsty. As a song ends, I see my opportunity and all of a sudden I rush to the punch bowl.
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︎ Apr 20 2022
What do you call a song designed to keep your attention off of something else?
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︎ Apr 11 2022
Did you know Mortal Kombat is based off of an old church song?
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︎ Jan 02 2022
Have you heard Justin Timberlake's hit song about his favourite Ukrainian body of water?
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︎ Dec 09 2021
Me to my dad: โWhatโs the name of that Will Smith song that goes โNa-Na-Na Na Na-Na Na?โ
Dad: โThe sodium song?โ
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︎ Feb 04 2022
I stopped my wife from intervening into an argument our neighbors were having about the greatest Beatles song of all time
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︎ Sep 03 2021
We're having some guests on Christmas, so we decided to get them stockings to hang with ours. We went to a store where they have a display of stockings with monogram letters. Contrary to what the song says...
There were lots of L's.
[I pulled this one on my wife as we were rummaging through the display looking for the right letters for our guests' first names. I was afraid the joke was too obtuse, but bright girl that she is, she got it right away. She gave me a wonderful eye roll and said, "You had to go there, huh?" Our kids are in college now so we're empty-nesters, but I can still have a proud dadjoke moment sometimes.]
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︎ Dec 11 2021
Whatโs the president of Russiaโs favorite song?
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︎ Aug 31 2021
which mountain range dedicated a song specifically written for the purpose of adoration to the princess of the planet Alderaan?
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︎ Sep 05 2021
Johnny Cash's cover of that Nine Inch Nails song used to make me really emotional, but now it doesn't affect me at all.
I think I've achieved Hurt immunity.
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︎ Aug 21 2021
My husband changed the name of our wifi to be a pun of a Will Smith song
imgur.com/cFcRxOH
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︎ Jun 11 2021
I just raced my neighbour to destroy copies of an album that has the best song from every country on the globe
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︎ Sep 24 2021
Did you guys know that Mortal Kombat was actually based off of an old Scandinavian worship song?
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︎ May 24 2021
What's the favorite song of bad luck?
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︎ May 17 2021
My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didnโt like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Sometimes, I just canโt remember a specific part of a song.
Maybe it just isnโt note-worthy.
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︎ May 08 2021
I got ten voicemails from Jamaica in the span of an hour. Each message was a separate Bob Marley song.
Some was obviously jammin my phone.
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︎ May 23 2021
Hit song of 2020?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I wrote a song about the Suez ship that blocked the whole width of the canal.
It's called Bridge Over Troubled Water.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
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︎ Apr 10 2020
A guy made a hurtful song about me and I couldn't get it out of my head.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you know that Mortal Combat is based off of a Scandinavian church song?
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︎ May 31 2021
Today I learned that Mortal Kombat is based off of an old Scandinavian church song!!
I guess that makes it a Finnish hymn
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︎ Aug 09 2021
*to the tune of Batman theme song*
da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.
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