... If he's out there using dadjokes like this: https://i.imgur.com/R6WrI5t.jpg
he was a really bad cabinet maker...
A minor detail.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
poor guy...
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
Said the virgin.
But it does tell me if I have ran somewhere.
I know it was somewhere on this page, but I just can’t put my finger on it.
turns out, it was a stock photo
Weigh a pie
I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me
I am a bit proud of what I achieved today. I promise that this is spontaneous to me, even though I might have heard the word somewhere else.
So my older children are up and waiting for breakfast, and they started talking about a game variety of Parkour, and the word “legendary” is being thrown around casually. So I ask them if they know what legendary means, and my son says, after a minute of thinking, that it means very amazing. I answered, “No, legendary means super famous milk.” Took them half a minute to figure out and I got the biggest groans ever!
Denile
and make it snappy”.
I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.
It was Stalingrad.
But you have to urn it.
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.
It’s powered by Apple juice.
Somewhere over the rainbow.
(sing it, and you’ll get it)
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine ..
.. But Catscan.
So I took her to the airport.
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
We were going somewhere and my daughter asked which direction are we going. I said, who cares about the direction! She said, Compass Does.
Now it just says, "It's around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while. "
I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day
So now I'm just Dav.
A donkey-whisperer rapper-wanna-be, I was able to back that ass up, yo. Uh huh.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
It probably blows...
I have to draw the lime somewhere.
It goes back four seconds.
The infantry
Somewhere over the rainbow
Somewhere over the rainbow...
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
