Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
I guess nobody Reddit.
Is that copyright infridgement?
They "Goo Goo" it.
[This joke provided courtesy of my seven-year old.]
It's usually pretty dead.
I originally posted this in r/MaliciousCompliance, but several commenters thought it would be good here as well. I hope this isn't a re-run for too many of you.
This was years ago when my son was starting middle school. I was transporting him and a group of his new friends. One of the friends was French, and spoke French at home. My son mentioned that I had taken French in high school, and so one of his friends asked me to say something in French and see if French girl could understand me.
Before I go on, a note on parenting style: we joke around with our kids all the time. I know that not all parents joke with their children; some of my kids' friends enjoyed to a dad who makes a joke, and some would look at me like I grew a second head.
So I said to the French girl, «quelque chose». Immediately the friends turned to French girl and asked "What did he say?"
I waited, wondering whether she would join my joke.
A sly smile crept across her face as she said, "he said...something". The rest of the trip, the friends tried to convince her to reveal what it was that I had said. «quelque chose» is the French phrase for "something".
... how EYEronic!
PrayStation
A propaganda
“oon”.
But we are really in trouble when something is amile
Dad: you should probably drive, running that far seems like a lot of unnecessary work.
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
It never does anything right.
But I don’t want to sugar coat it.
...this pork tastes like krop.
Root-ing two-ting
I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on
I'm not sure what it is, but it'll come back to me
Today was white chick in chili.
That's the last time I buy achoo toy.
She stops and ask "What?"
- "Your speed!"
She glares at me and says: "Dad, you lost something!"
- "What?"
- "Your hair!"
Oof.
True story.
Or it could be just a hunch
It's swell, actually...
Guess he was a bit bearanoid.
You better use a Penn & Teller
He was breaking out.
They are both palindromes 😱
it doesn't Go Straight.
>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
I have to take steps to avoid them.
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
A necktarine
So i t pushed her in to the river!
Of course it’s the hot one, you can always catch a cold
It’s okay now all it needed was a repost
Midgets with umbrellas.
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
