Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins

They have no common cents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtyj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beekeeper-of-secrets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?

A bass turd.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheComedicComedian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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How do you call someone who likes to read on the summer?

A bookwarm πŸ›β˜€οΈ

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call someone who doesn't like racing of any kind?

A racist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?

Audiofilephile.

What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?

Audiophile file.

What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?

Audiofilephilephile.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call someone who doesn't like tractors any more?

An extractor fan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SundayBunDay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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Someone told me that getting older is like making a soup and continually adding more spices in as you age.

I guess that explains why all these old folks are so salty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MunchOnDat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
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Do you ever feel like someone is watching you?

Because you’re not alone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Belpix0
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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What do you say about someone who likes being burned while they BBQ.

They are propane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedFish12094
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2020
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Someone told me that you sound like an owl.

Who?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/montero65
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2020
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What do you call someone who dresses like a cowboy?

Ranch dressing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zero_ben
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2019
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Someone said you look like an owl.

Who?!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rnielsen776
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2019
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Me: Someone said you sound like an owl

Friend: who
Me: Exactly.

Credits to friend who did it on me. Still angry.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rust4yy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2019
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When you fart say "sounds like someone just broke the sound barrier" Then say

"Probably was the Air Force"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call someone who likes to kiss dead people's necks?

A necromancer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spiderpool123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2019
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What do you call someone who likes to party while sitting on the toilet?

A potty animal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/munzter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2019
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What do you call someone who likes anime and eats one type of cereal?

An oataku.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Notagamedeveloper112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2017
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What do you call someone who really likes to talk about cereals?

A keen oat speaker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awfullyawful
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2018
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What do you call it when someone thinks they do not like onions but ends up liking them?

Onion-tended Consequence

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mftheoryArts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2019
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PSA: DON'T STAY QUIET IF SOMEONE TEXTED YOU LIKE THIS.

There is a high chance that you were subjected to capital punishment.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2018
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What do you call someone who doesn't like pizza?

A weirddough

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stndFlower
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2018
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What do you call someone who likes looking at fresh, new Wiki pages?

A Pediaphile

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdvantaJeous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2017
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What do you call someone who doesn't like someone without toes?

lacTOES intolerant

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeezRoubenNuts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2017
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β€œHey someone said you sound like an owl”

β€œWho?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ExecutivePenquin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2019
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If you feel like someone is following you, you're not alone.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2019
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Someone told me you sound like an Owl
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KorbanDidIt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2017
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What do you call someone who dresses up like a noodle?

An Impasta

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/X-pertNinja
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2017
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