27 Hilarious Someone like You Puns

Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins

They have no common cents

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👤︎ u/youtyj

📅︎ Jan 13 2021

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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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👤︎ u/beekeeper-of-secrets

📅︎ Jan 14 2021

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What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?

A bass turd.

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👤︎ u/TheComedicComedian

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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How do you call someone who likes to read on the summer?

A bookwarm 🐛☀️

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👤︎ u/rozsaszin

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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What do you call someone who doesn't like racing of any kind?

A racist.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?

Audiofilephile.

What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?

Audiophile file.

What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?

Audiofilephilephile.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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What do you call someone who doesn't like tractors any more?

An extractor fan

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👤︎ u/SundayBunDay

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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Someone told me that getting older is like making a soup and continually adding more spices in as you age.

I guess that explains why all these old folks are so salty.

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👤︎ u/MunchOnDat

📅︎ May 21 2020

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Do you ever feel like someone is watching you?

Because you’re not alone

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👤︎ u/Belpix0

📅︎ May 19 2020

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What do you say about someone who likes being burned while they BBQ.

They are propane.

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👤︎ u/RedFish12094

📅︎ May 11 2020

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Someone told me that you sound like an owl.

Who?

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👤︎ u/montero65

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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What do you call someone who dresses like a cowboy?

Ranch dressing

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👤︎ u/zero_ben

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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Someone said you look like an owl.

Who?!

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👤︎ u/rnielsen776

📅︎ Dec 02 2019

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Me: Someone said you sound like an owl

Friend: who
Me: Exactly.

Credits to friend who did it on me. Still angry.

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👤︎ u/rust4yy

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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When you fart say "sounds like someone just broke the sound barrier" Then say

"Probably was the Air Force"

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👤︎ u/timthedriller

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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What do you call someone who likes to kiss dead people's necks?

A necromancer.

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👤︎ u/spiderpool123

📅︎ Mar 30 2019

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What do you call someone who likes to party while sitting on the toilet?

A potty animal.

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👤︎ u/munzter

📅︎ Jul 20 2019

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What do you call someone who likes anime and eats one type of cereal?

An oataku.

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👤︎ u/Notagamedeveloper112

📅︎ Apr 03 2017

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What do you call someone who really likes to talk about cereals?

A keen oat speaker

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👤︎ u/awfullyawful

📅︎ May 31 2018

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PSA: DON'T STAY QUIET IF SOMEONE TEXTED YOU LIKE THIS.

There is a high chance that you were subjected to capital punishment.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE

📅︎ Jan 24 2018

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What do you call someone who doesn't like pizza?

A weirddough

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👤︎ u/stndFlower

📅︎ May 18 2018

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What do you call someone who likes looking at fresh, new Wiki pages?

A Pediaphile

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👤︎ u/AdvantaJeous

📅︎ Sep 11 2017

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What do you call someone who doesn't like someone without toes?

lacTOES intolerant

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👤︎ u/DeezRoubenNuts

📅︎ Feb 17 2017

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“Hey someone said you sound like an owl”

“Who?”

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👤︎ u/ExecutivePenquin

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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If you feel like someone is following you, you're not alone.

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65

📅︎ Jan 02 2019

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Someone told me you sound like an Owl

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👤︎ u/KorbanDidIt

📅︎ Nov 17 2017

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What do you call someone who dresses up like a noodle?

An Impasta

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👤︎ u/X-pertNinja

📅︎ May 24 2017

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