If you love somebody, let them go. If they leave, they were never yours. If they come back, they were a boomerang.
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You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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As we put on our Halloween costumes...

Wife: Let me go upstairs. I have an idea for a purse.

Me: I think somebody already had the idea for the purse, baby.

Wife: (sighs in exasperation). I love you...

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