Somebody Loves You Puns

A list of puns related to "Somebody Loves You"

If you love somebody, let them go. If they leave, they were never yours. If they come back, they were a boomerang.
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👤︎ u/notenoughwineforthis
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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👤︎ u/sharmaamit92
📅︎ Mar 05 2018
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I was at a wedding this weekend...

The mic was open for toasts to the married couple. they were calling for any last toasts. I got up, borrowed somebody's bun from the luncheon, and whipped this one up.

This is bread, and this is a toast (raises glass). I love you guys!

There was only silence afterward.

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👤︎ u/Illogical_Fallacy
📅︎ May 11 2015
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As we put on our Halloween costumes...

Wife: Let me go upstairs. I have an idea for a purse.

Me: I think somebody already had the idea for the purse, baby.

Wife: (sighs in exasperation). I love you...

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👤︎ u/BlakeMP
📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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