Solemness Puns

A list of puns related to "Solemness"

You could almost call your shoe your solemate
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👤︎ u/cianmort
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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After a coworker lost his leg to bone cancer, I am thinking of starting a business that only sells one shoe out of a pair, to cater to amputees...

I'll call it "Foot Lacker"

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👤︎ u/Vin135mm
📅︎ Aug 28 2022
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My girlfriend works at the shoe shop.

She's my soulmate

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👤︎ u/heyandy1
📅︎ Oct 22 2022
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My friend and I wear identical shoes...trust me we're...

Solemates

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👤︎ u/SiD_-_-_
📅︎ Sep 07 2021
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My feet are stuck to my shoes all time,

I guess they're solemates.

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👤︎ u/FaberEggMaster
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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I saw a guy with the same shoes that I had today

He is my solemate

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👤︎ u/posexdon
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Dad, how did you know mom was the one?

Well your mothers feet are always freezing and she sticks them on mine when in bed because mine are alway burning up.

I guess you could say we are solemates.

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👤︎ u/tpinkfloyd
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Dad, why did mum marry you?

Well son it's because im a shoemaker... Son:yeah, and? Well, obviously I was her solemate.

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👤︎ u/sillythaumatrope
📅︎ Feb 18 2015
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What did the right shoe say to the left shoe?

You're my solemate

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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My friend and I really bonded over our love of shoes

I think we're solemates

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👤︎ u/hotbuttbiscuit
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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