Why was the duck so tired?
He woke up at the quack of dawn.
I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.
I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding.
Now I’m totally sick, bro! 🤘🤘🤘
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
they just finished a 31 day March.
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
I've been waiting for someone else to come up with a brilliant joke about a clock, and grew tired of waiting so I made one up myself
I'm so tired after fixing the toilet
My boyfriend is getting tired of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked him how I could stop my addiction.
He said "Whatever means necessary."
I answered "No it doesn't."
No wonder I’m so tired...
I haven’t had a good nights sleep all decade!
so I made a dadjoke hi tired I'm dad during breakfast and daughter got angry. so I said...
What are you going to do, throw me with the frying pun?
Matt: Hey man, I'm so tired of people walking all over me.
Art: At least they don't leave you hanging.
Why are keyboards so tired?
Because they have two 'SHIFTS'
So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?
So I was tired after a long day...
So as soon as I got home, I flopped onto a couch, and slept for an hour or two with my arm under a textured pillow. When I woke up, the texture left the textured markings on my arm. So I showed my brother, and he said “you have weird sleeping patterns”.
So tired of these double standards.
If a woman sleeps with ten men she's a slut, but if a man does it he's gay.
My older daughter asked me why Mommy is so tired after breastfeeding our baby all day
I told her:
Breastfeeding is tough for Mommy, it really takes a lot out of her
I’m so tired...
I’ve been awake all year!
I'm so tired I could sleep for the rest of the year
Why are cows so tired after giving birth?
Because they've been de-calf-inated.
I’m so tired of this sub
... I said, after ordering the same thing at subway yet again
I'm bored and so tired...
That I could be mistaken as a skateboard
I'm so tired reading everyones Obama comments...
"I'm so tired"
Do you know what's doubly tired?
A bicycle.
I was tired after a long walk today. So instead of walking back I asked my son to call me an Uber.
He said, "OK. You're an Uber."
After watching the moon go around the Earth for 24 hours straight, the astronauts got so tired of it that .....
they decided to call it a day.
Why was the vintner so tired?
He suffered from night terroirs
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
They just went through a grueling 31 day March.
Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?
They just got done with a 31 day March!
Why am I always so tired on 1st April ...
... because I’ve just endured a 31 day March
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31 day march.
It's been a Goodyear, but I'm so tired
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they just finished a March of 31 days.
Why are you always so tired at the beginnin of April?
Because you've just finished a March of 31 days!
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