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I replied "No, What does it mean?"
He said..
"It means it's two o'clock!"
I guess this is your Super Bowl or something
Apparently he's set for life!
He was bored to death
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
for all in tents and porpoises.
The man frowns. “What do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”
The barista shakes her head.
“A mocha?”
She shakes her head again.
“Oh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?”
She shakes her head.
“An affogato?”
She shakes her head.
The man is getting frustrated at this point. “Can you at least give me a clue!?”
The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. “Ok, the special is in this jar.”
“What is it?”
“I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.”
The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.
The barista grabs it too.
They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.
The man stares, “It’s just been normal coffee this whole time?!”
The barista shrugs, “I guess you spilled the beans.”
"A rock and roll band!"
He said “Sure, which way did you come in?”
I said “Sure you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it!”
To which he replied, “good thing you’re laying down”. Ugh.
The bartender responds, "Well, ain't you heard cowboy, we gonna string up Brown Paper Rattler mighty high, even the angels are gonna hear his neck break!"
Hopalong asks, "Why they call him Brown Paper Rattler?"
The bartender chuckles, "Why, old Rattler wears a brown paper Stetson, a brown paper waistcoat and even right down to brown paper socks."
Puzzled, Hopalong then asks, "So why you hanging him?"
...and the bartender replies, "For rustling."
The son says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three different pet stores before I found one that sold toucans.".
"It's had the usual ups and downs,"
I guess that's a little disheartening...
