Why is Europe so good at racing?
Because they can always get to the Finnish line.
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why are deaf people so good at trigonometry?
Because they know sine language!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
True story: I was visiting my wife in the hospital but the room didn't have a bed to lay down in so I laid down on the floor since I was tired. The nurse came in and asked "having a good time down there"?
I said "oh yeah. I'm just floored".
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Why are dogs so good at running in rough terrain?
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Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...
I told her I was just completely sunburnt
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Why are programmers so good at dancing?
They have great algorithm.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Why are dads so good at telling dad jokes?
Because they're groan-ups!
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why are Dutch so good with compromises?
They don't have any hills to die on.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Why are fisherman so good at geometry?
Because they're all Anglers.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why are Jewish men so good at making beer...
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why is a Jedi not so good with email?
Because a Jedi should not form attachments....
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Was so proud of my boys. I just asked them what we should call the can opener that just broke. Iβm an instant they said, βA canβt opener?β They will be good dads someday!
A pic for anyone who wants to see it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lum6ev/so_if_this_is_broken_would_it_now_be_a_cant_opener/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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I'm so good at being a frozen mime.
I can do it with my ice clothes.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because... with great power comes great response ability!
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︎ Feb 14 2021
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why are Canadians so good at picking out shoes?
They know what it's all a-boot. Eh.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
So, Iβve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I donβt buy into it.
I guess you could say that Iβm anti-biotic.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why was the halftime show so good for the economy?
Because everybody's working for The Weeknd.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Why are clocks so good at maths?
Because every second counts.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Why are buffalo so good at hiding?
To bison time to escape from predators.
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Why does novacaine taste so good?
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Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?
Theyβre outstanding in their field
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Why are old songs so good?????
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︎ Aug 20 2020
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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︎ Oct 07 2020
its not mine but i found this and thought it was good so i am sharing it
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why are dragons so good at rapping?
Because they are spitting fire
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︎ Dec 03 2020
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, βNOT THE KRYPTONITE!β and I said, βThatβs Supermanβ¦β
βThanks, man, β he replied, βIβve been practicing it a lot.β
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What do you call a selfie thatβs so good you put it in a frame?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why are girl so good at swimming?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when Iβm down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?
Their ancestors are vi-kings.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Why are Police Dogs so good at their jobs?
Because theyβre always pursuing leads.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
so i hear that cops are really good with the ladies
anytime one passes me on the road i just hear βem bragging about βwe wooβ.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Iβm not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks.
It helps me speak boulder.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
Because they work on many levels.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on any levels:)
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, βNOT THE KRYPTONITE!β and I said, βThatβs Supermanβ¦β
βThanks, man, β he replied, βIβve been practising it a lot.β
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed!
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed
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