Why is Europe so good at racing?

Because they can always get to the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slavify
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

They work on many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meat_Mithkabob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Why are deaf people so good at trigonometry?

Because they know sine language!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AIaris
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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True story: I was visiting my wife in the hospital but the room didn't have a bed to lay down in so I laid down on the floor since I was tired. The nurse came in and asked "having a good time down there"?

I said "oh yeah. I'm just floored".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Why are dogs so good at running in rough terrain?

They have pawsitraction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightwingwelds42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...

I told her I was just completely sunburnt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_lp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Why are programmers so good at dancing?

They have great algorithm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChurnLikeButter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why are dads so good at telling dad jokes?

Because they're groan-ups!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why are Dutch so good with compromises?

They don't have any hills to die on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kizilsakal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Why are fisherman so good at geometry?

Because they're all Anglers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FranticFridge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why are Jewish men so good at making beer...

... because hebrew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayhomedaddy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why is a Jedi not so good with email?

Because a Jedi should not form attachments....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Was so proud of my boys. I just asked them what we should call the can opener that just broke. I’m an instant they said, β€œA can’t opener?” They will be good dads someday!

A pic for anyone who wants to see it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lum6ev/so_if_this_is_broken_would_it_now_be_a_cant_opener/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kileni
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I'm so good at being a frozen mime.

I can do it with my ice clothes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?

Because... with great power comes great response ability!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Platypus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why are Canadians so good at picking out shoes?

They know what it's all a-boot. Eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.

I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emblemofthecosmos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why was the halftime show so good for the economy?

Because everybody's working for The Weeknd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bore_nanu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Why are clocks so good at maths?

Because every second counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geetwo_g2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why are buffalo so good at hiding?

To bison time to escape from predators.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why does novacaine taste so good?

Cuz its nummy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5YearApril
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?

They’re outstanding in their field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelei178
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why are old songs so good?????
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdissaxd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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its not mine but i found this and thought it was good so i am sharing it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FortraVox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why are dragons so good at rapping?

Because they are spitting fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckingKids69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, β€œThat’s Superman…”

β€œThanks, man, ” he replied, β€œI’ve been practicing it a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What do you call a selfie that’s so good you put it in a frame?

A shelfie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kvnhntn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why are girl so good at swimming?

Because the are boyn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tritoslp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...

... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I'm so good at sleeping

I can do it with my eyes closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Habodude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.

So it can lift me up and make my day better.

I tried to OC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnpowers99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?

Their ancestors are vi-kings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why are Police Dogs so good at their jobs?

Because they’re always pursuing leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maaatandblah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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so i hear that cops are really good with the ladies

anytime one passes me on the road i just hear β€˜em bragging about β€œwe woo”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i--suck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I’m not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks.

It helps me speak boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

Because they work on many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sal_Mandeni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on so many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

They work on any levels:)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, β€œThat’s Superman…”

β€œThanks, man, ” he replied, β€œI’ve been practising it a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkSideDweller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I'm so good at sleeping

I can do it with my eyes closed!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I'm so good at sleeping

I can do it with my eyes closed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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