The trailer looks so good
"So you're saying these carbon monoxide sensors are good?"
"Well, no one has come back with a complaint yet."
My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..
I am so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
A two-star officer was so vain about how good he looked in the updated uniform...
...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right:
the Very model of a modern major general.
A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
Am so good at pushing things off that am now a PRO.
Why is Europe so good at racing?
Because they can always get to the Finnish line.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
Why is Harrison Ford so good at presentations?
He knows how to PowerPoint.
Why are deaf people so good at trigonometry?
Because they know sine language!
True story: I was visiting my wife in the hospital but the room didn't have a bed to lay down in so I laid down on the floor since I was tired. The nurse came in and asked "having a good time down there"?
I said "oh yeah. I'm just floored".
Why are dogs so good at running in rough terrain?
Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...
I told her I was just completely sunburnt
Why are programmers so good at dancing?
They have great algorithm.
Why are fisherman so good at geometry?
Because they're all Anglers.
Why are dads so good at telling dad jokes?
Because they're groan-ups!
Why are Dutch so good with compromises?
They don't have any hills to die on.
Why are Jewish men so good at making beer...
Was so proud of my boys. I just asked them what we should call the can opener that just broke. I’m an instant they said, “A can’t opener?” They will be good dads someday!
A pic for anyone who wants to see it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lum6ev/so_if_this_is_broken_would_it_now_be_a_cant_opener/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Why is a Jedi not so good with email?
Because a Jedi should not form attachments....
I'm so good at being a frozen mime.
I can do it with my ice clothes.
Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because... with great power comes great response ability!
So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.
I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.
Why are Canadians so good at picking out shoes?
They know what it's all a-boot. Eh.
Why was the halftime show so good for the economy?
Because everybody's working for The Weeknd.
Why are clocks so good at maths?
Because every second counts.
Why does novacaine taste so good?
Why are buffalo so good at hiding?
To bison time to escape from predators.
Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?
They’re outstanding in their field
Why are old songs so good?????
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practicing it a lot.”
its not mine but i found this and thought it was good so i am sharing it
What do you call a selfie that’s so good you put it in a frame?
Why are girl so good at swimming?
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
Because they work on many levels.
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on any levels:)
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”
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