Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
That is why my internet is so slow. Everyone’s online
I hate it when I have slow internet
I'm lag-tose intolerant
I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
Dad joked my own dad with this one.
I was downloading a few things on the XBox one day, and my dad started mildly complaining about how I was slowing down his internet connection. Generally I'm not funny enough to come up with on the spot jokes, but "First come, first server." is the exception to that. Bonus: I was talking about dreams with my parents one morning and I mentioned that I had recently had a dream where dad died. Dad instantly deadpanned with "One day, all your dreams will come true."
