Sixteenths Puns

A list of puns related to "Sixteenths"

I divided my parking space into sixteenths before pulling in...

I was charged with parking infractions.

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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jun 05 2021
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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I've visited all the Italian chapels, from first to last. My favourite was the

sixteenth chapel.

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👤︎ u/SkyNetF1
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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