My friends have a bone to pick with me

Friends: You don't have a funny bone in your body

Me: what do you mean I've got two right here shows upper arms

Friends: what

Me: they're humerus

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My dinosaur professor may be a dad.

I'm in a college course just called "Dinosaurs" and the professor owns most of the models he shows in class. We were covering bone structures and there were quite a few bones and complete skeletons all over the lab for various assignments. Curious, one student asked "Are these your bones?"

He responds, entirely deadpan, "No, my bones are still inside me."

(groans and chuckles throughout the lab)

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