Short Tempered Puns

A list of puns related to "Short Tempered"

What do short-tempered beavers say when they see rivers flowing offensively close to them?

Dammit

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anti-waxxer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2021
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Why do short-tempered doctors always go out of business?

They don't have any patients.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/smakattak
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Why was the short tempered doctor given a raise?

Because he was always the first to run out of patients.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Arborgarbage
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2019
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short-tempered doctors are either really angry or really bad.

because they lack patience

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/disc0_ninja
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Idea for a short-tempered female super villian.....

....Ovary-axe

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ultra-saurus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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What do you call a German foodie with a short temper? A real sauerkraut.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/athei-nerd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2016
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You really gotta hand it to short people.

Mainly because they can't reach it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Emergency-Mixture355
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Do you know why midgets become so mad so quickly?

Itโ€™s because they have a short temper.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Loden-Moss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mynameismonkey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Hot headed midget.

Short temper.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrVegano
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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This tiny sword keeps getting angry with me.

It must be short tempered.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KyleMistry
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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"Stop making fun of my height."

I'm sorry. I didn't know you had such a short temper.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Miggitman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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