A list of puns related to "Short Bacon"
They all gave me the cold shoulder
They introduced new bacon into Subway here.... It's bigger and thicker, thus you get two slices instead of four like it used to be.
I tried making conversation with the (cute) girl serving me, and this is how it went:
Me: "Is that new bacon?"
Her: "Yeah it's new short cut bacon... it's supposed to be better for you"
Me: "Is it a shortcut in the sense that you only need to put on two slices instead of four?"
She went red and laughed pretty hard.
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