Sherwood

Me: I don't live in Little Rock, I live in Sherwood

Boyfriend: Sherwood be nice if I could see you right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corcor_181
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Brad Sherwood ladies and gents!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nascarfan624
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?

It was called the Sherwood Florist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vapurware
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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The sheriff of Nottingham and his son were talking about robin hood

His son asked if he really stole from the rich and gave to the poor the sheriff told his son he does and his son asked "would he steal from us too?" And the sheriff replied "He Sherwood son"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Old Robinhood

In a village just outside Sherwood Forest lived Old Robinhood, he had lived a very exciting life with his band of merry men, and his cause of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor and had a fantastic time doing it. He even had a sign outside his door that said, Robinhood, Bandit - but somehow the law never seemed to have noticed and he had lived in plain sight, doing good deeds, giving away money anonymously and living for the cause.

But now age had started to catch up and not being as nimble as he once was close escapes had started to get uncomfortably close. So he decided to retire and hand over the leadership of his band to his son.

So, Robin called his son over to him and said, β€˜Son, I want you to take over from me as leader of the merry men. Steal and pillage all you want, but never forget the cause - we only take from the rich to give to the poor’.

β€˜Father, I will do as you say’ said Robin’s son whose name was Robinson, β€˜but tell me one thing, why do you stay anonymous when giving money away?

Why not let people know of your good deeds - you have a sign outside that says bandit and you’ve never been caught, why not add the cause to the sign and say β€˜Robinhood, Bandit, steals from the rich to give to the poor’?

β€˜Fool, screamed Robin, if you put the cause over the sign then you will get caught’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yakapuka11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What did Robin Hood say when asked if he wanted to take a walk in the woods?

Sherwood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baby-Soft-Elbows
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What did Robin Hood say when Little John kept bothering him?

I Sherwood love it if you'd knock it off.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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My daughter said it would be awesome if we could go see where Robin Hood used to live...

I said, "It Sherwood".

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