I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
I have not been seeing that much discussion about this film. This is not really new, I know, and I'm sorry if this sounds dumb, but I think the movie has a lot of symbolisms that stupid me would like to understand better. I would want to see this movie again, sigh.
So, to you who have seen this, did you like it or not?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
And boy are my arms legs.
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Hello everyone. This is a tale of the person I met through d&d and made me believe we were friends. But it turns out he was just using me for his own kicks.
Let me just tell you that this story is about 1 guy, who over the course of 2 years, made me think we were friends, showed his true colors, convinced me he changed and then the shining filters went away again. Let me call this guy Ethan..yeah Ethan is good. While not his real name of course.
Ethan and I met via a discord server that was promoting d&d. I was an avid person for roleplaying games, but more as an bystander. I had, and still do, issues when talking to people about my hobbies in roleplay. One day, the owner of this discord server announced they were going to be opening up a d&d section for anyone interested. I was curious and decided to join. I met a group of 5 others, one of them being Ethan. At first we all got along, playing a pirate themed d&d campaign, ran by one of the other players.
We played for for about a month together every week until the owner of the server got tired of only 5 people using the d&d section. So we made our own discord for it and continued. Throughout this Ethan claimed to be new, and for the most part I think he was new to the game. But he often did not listen to when people told him what roles were needed in some cases, saying "no the rulebook says I need to roll this instead" when it was for something entirely different.
The campaign was ok but we stopped playing after 4 months cause not many wanted to continue. So I decided "hey I will make one for us all to play", and so I did. I invited everyone from the previous campaign plus two new people, only 4 of them showed, Ethan being one.
This campaign was a Digimon one (cringe ik lol). I am not going to go in to detail of what everyone played. But during like the 2nd session, I get dmed from Ethan, asking if he could play a character secretly under the command of the bbeg. I told him I do not think that is wise cause I do not like pvp but he kept asking. So i caved in and allowed it. The campaign was ok, i coulda done better as a DM, but when it came to the BBEG's boss fight, the party had a relic that allowed them to convert the enemy's data (ie life force) into them, to give a small boos. What does Ethan do? well he decides to betray both the BBEG and the party to become the BBEG himself by using said relic to absorb a forming BBEG. I admit it was dumb of me to give this r
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Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
