Halloween joke for the kiddos

Q: What happens when you goose a ghost?

A: You get a handful of sheet.

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📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Making some Pillsbury Ghost sugar cookies this weekend

On the package, the dough boy is under a sheet, like a ghost costume.

I said "aww, the Pillsbury dough boy died."

Kid: "what did he die of?"

Me, not realizing the joke would have even gone this far : "a yeast infection"

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📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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