Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"
" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "
"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"
"Baa codes mate"
Which animal has the best Wi-Fi?
Sheep because they have the most baas
Shearing Sheep
Teacher: "I sheared a sheep once," Student: "Oh, How'd it go?" Teacher: "It went: 'Baa' and it's fleece came off! Student: "Man, that was Ba-aa-d!"
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