Why shouldn't you sharpen a blunt knife?

There's just no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pigsquidder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Sharpening the dadjoke knife here lately...

My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, β€œOh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”

To which I responded, β€œMeatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandastrong35
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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So dad took a knife sharpening class...

When he got home I asked him what he thought of the session. He says "the material was incredibly dull, and there was no point in the end."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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I was sharpening my hatchet...

...and my wife asked, "hows your knife sharpening going?"

"I think I made my point," I replied.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Used a dad joke on my dad

He was sharpening a pencil with his pocket knife but kept cutting the end off. "Dad if you keep this up its just going to be pointless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tonsofpunsarefun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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Knives

I asked my dad where the whetstone was. He asked to see what I wanted sharpened. I handed him my knife, he looks at it and tells me, "you don't want this knife. A dull knife is pointless!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sketchanderase
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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My girlfriend just got me

She was sharpening a pencil with an exacto knife and I asked her why she didn't use a sharperner.

"Because its more exacto"

Sigh....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brocode
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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