Me:
> I don't know how you find the time to listen to so many bands.
She replied:
> Yeah, I just have a lot of bandwidth.
Normally, I'm the one with the awful puns. I paused, saw her grin, and had to high five her.
So, Arthur's dad is writing a letter to his sister when he suddenly feels a sharp pain in his hand. So he yells,
ARTHUR! ARTHUR!
"Yeah, Dad, what's going on?"
ARTHUR!
"Dad, what's wrong?"
Quick, don't ask any questions. I'm going to say some words and you write them down.
"Why can't you write them down?"
Arthur, write this.
(If it doesn't make sense, read the last line out loud.)
The menu says they have hand cut steaks. You know what that means, right?
looks at me without saying a word for a good 10 seconds
Those chefs must have sharp hands.
Edit: a word
