Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

Windows

She said apple-lutely

The following is a list of textbooks I have access to. PM me if you're interested!

1. Protecting the Promise / By: Timothy San Pedro

2. Intersectionality in Education / By: Wendy Cavendish, Jennifer F. Samson

3. Teacher Educators as Critical Storytellers / By: Antonio L. Ellis, Nicholas D. Hartlep, Gloria Ladson-Billings, David O. Stovall

4. Critical Leadership Praxis for Educational and Social Change / By: Katie Pak, Sharon M. Ravitch

5. Generation Mixed Goes to School / By: Ralina L. Joseph, Allison Briscoe-Smith

6. Playing With Language / By: Marcy Zipke

7. Restorative Literacies / By: Deborah L. Wolter

8. The Fractured College Prep Pipeline / By: Heather E. Price

9. A Search for Common Ground / By: Frederick M. Hess, Pedro A. Noguera

10. Why They Hate Us / By: Lindsay Pérez Huber, Susana M. Muñoz

11. The Comprehensive Guide to Working With Student Teachers / By: Elizabeth Soslau, Monique Alexander

12. Drawing Conclusions / By: Patricia A. Dunn

13. Schools Reimagined / By: Jacqueline Grennon Brooks, Martin G. Brooks

14. Using Data to Improve Teacher Education / By: Charles A. Peck, Kristen Cuthrell, Désirée H. Pointer Mace, Tine Sloan, Diana B. Lys

15. Compose Our World / By: Alison G. Boardman, Antero Garcia, Bridget Dalton, Joseph L. Polman

16. Descriptive Inquiry in Teacher Practice / By: Cara E. Furman, Cecelia E. Traugh

17. Emotionally Responsive Practice / By: Lesley Koplow

18. Finnish Lessons 3.0 / By: Pasi Sahlberg

19. Integrating Primary and Secondary Sources Into Teaching / By: Scott M. Waring

20. Teaching History for Justice / By: Christopher C. Martell, Kaylene M. Stevens

21. Survival of the Fit / By: Daniel Fulham O’Neill

22. David Hansen and The Call to Teach / By: Darryl M. De Marzio

23. Strong Black Girls / By: Danielle Apugo, Lynnette Mawhinney, Afiya Mbilishaka

24. Race, Culture, and Politics in Education / By: Kogila Moodley

25. Literacy Classrooms That S.O.A.R. / By: Susan O'Hara, Robert Pritchard, Debi Pitta

26. Developing Inviting Schools / By: William W. Purkey, John M. Novak, Joan R. Fretz

27. Indian Education for All / By: John P. Hopkins

28. Surrendered / By: Kevin K. Kumashiro

29. Teacher as Curator / By: Lisa Donovan, Sarah Anderberg

30. Doing College Right / By: Joe O'Shea

31. Transformative Science Education / By: Kevin J. Pugh

32. Teaching World History Thematically / By: Rosalie Metro

33. LAMBOOZ

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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Japan.

it's Hans free now..

second hand stores!

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

and not:

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

That was the punchline

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

It’s for Hispanic attacks

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

Feyonce

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too