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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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👤︎ u/LatcuTM
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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👤︎ u/LatcuTM
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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👤︎ u/sixtyninefourtwenty2
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often

In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
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👤︎ u/OctoBear87
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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👤︎ u/RebellionRob75
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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👤︎ u/NicolasTheRageCage
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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👤︎ u/jaycrossinroad
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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It really is though
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👤︎ u/mr_chanandler_bong_1
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Saviour.
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👤︎ u/Thot0fTheDay
📅︎ May 26 2020
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Helsinki
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👤︎ u/LMgamer36
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth

it only took me a minotaur two

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👤︎ u/invertedparadX
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said “No sun”

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Why was 2019 afraid of 2020

Because they had a fight and 2021

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👤︎ u/Ramzee24
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...

Can you make me one with everything?

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/kb2m9o/most_successful_joke_ever/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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👤︎ u/ug61dec
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Flag puns!
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👤︎ u/FlarioKath
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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The answer is what happened
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👤︎ u/binayakhero
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

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👤︎ u/Row199
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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I like skipping.
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👤︎ u/waterli
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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A local circus caught fire today

It was in tents.

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👤︎ u/TopperMadeline
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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That got me laughing...
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👤︎ u/knorke3
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Tell me ONE thing wrong with heavy tourism in Hawaii. Go on.

Isle weight.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Cell phone
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👤︎ u/nathanaelmaalm
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions

So I packed my things and right

credit to u/Anon8627, upvote him, please!

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/i9kc74/my_mom_said_that_i_have_no_sense_of_direction/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

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👤︎ u/Python119
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Source in comments
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👤︎ u/Trisspele
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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Why do the Hong Kong police wake up early?

To beat the crowd.

Edit: All credit goes to u/AleoMoorea, who posted it here.

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👤︎ u/TheMasonX
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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An interesting title
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👤︎ u/knorke3
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Very int-arresting
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👤︎ u/Extrahub
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Found this post and I just can't stop laughing (LINK BELOW)

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/iq10o0/please_no_dad_dont_do_it_in_public_places/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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👤︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Found it in another sub and thought it belonged here
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👤︎ u/3bdilra7man
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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I see no difference (original in comments)
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👤︎ u/Blixtdraken
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out!

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👤︎ u/Majikthise042
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

For His-panic attacks.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog.

Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself. The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:

"Just looking around..."

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👤︎ u/Alexasha05
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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People say that dad jokes aren't very clever.

But then I look back on the post that I have saved from a year ago that says otherwise.

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👤︎ u/picturelife
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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This guy in r/aww is one of us.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/j5h6z7/who_says_you_need_10_fingers_to_be_perfect_we/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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👤︎ u/ahaggardcaptain
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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Because I am not allowed to post media

https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/ii7t65/his_jokes_arent_always_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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👤︎ u/Dark_boy_vasu
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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They were in the same damn box!

We will never know!

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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