Shame Shame Puns

A list of puns related to "Shame Shame"

My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....

my birthday would be 24/7

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👤︎ u/Aglaz
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Such a shame that Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon.

He really is in his prime.

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👤︎ u/mlucasr
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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It’d be a shame
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👤︎ u/jdawgrockz
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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It’s a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.

I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!

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👤︎ u/JennyBagaDonuts
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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It would be a shame
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👤︎ u/nhagesaeter
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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I lost my job at the bank today which is a shame.

I was taking home $25,000 dollars a week.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/AShiggles
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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It would be a shame
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👤︎ u/_I_D_G_A_F_
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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No shame.
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👤︎ u/Gabriel_Shears
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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I walked into the kitchen to help my wife prepare dinner and exclaimed, "That’s a nice ham you’ve got there honey! It’d really be a shame if someone..."

"...put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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A shame...
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👤︎ u/Pug-Doug-the-pug
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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What a shame
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👤︎ u/Ninja_Sushi_
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Would be a shame to let this pun go to waist.
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👤︎ u/danarchist
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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There's an old saying in Florida, "Impeach me once, shame on you. Impeach me twice, shame on Me..."

"...lania."

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👤︎ u/eo_mahm
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Shame
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👤︎ u/Postkannah
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Some people shame me for my dad bod

But I think it’s just my fatherly figure.

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👤︎ u/ponsies
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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What a shame
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👤︎ u/martok12321
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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yes, i have no shame
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👤︎ u/theEndWasShit
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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Shame
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👤︎ u/dasurica
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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I feel nothing but shame for making this.
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👤︎ u/nodnarb232001
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Ham of shame
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👤︎ u/leo_sometimes
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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It's a shame he can only watch trailers and never a full movie.
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👤︎ u/Andykasle
📅︎ May 12 2019
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A shame of that ham
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👤︎ u/mrbaseball54
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me...

Screw me 3 times and we have a baby.

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👤︎ u/Toaster-Lives-Matter
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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It's a shame there aren't more jokes for arborists...

I guess they aren't a very poplar.

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👤︎ u/XOIIO
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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It's a shame rainbows aren't camouflaged...

... then we could call them Rambo's.

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👤︎ u/NZOC
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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It would be a shame if I

add an "e" into sham.

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👤︎ u/Future_Banner
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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I played golf with my friends the other day. It's just a shame I kept missing the fairway

It was rough.

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👤︎ u/Rhedkiex
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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It’s a shame that Greta Van Fleet and Hanson are from different eras...

They could’ve called their tour “Hanson and Greta”

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👤︎ u/Blunkus
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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It's a shame Aziz Ansari is dealing with a scandal from a first date

He should have known it was not the right Tom to Have her for dessert.

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👤︎ u/chileconqueso
📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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It's a shame we're only seventeen people in total. If we had one more person we could go to the club

Because we need to be 18 to enter

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_CUTE__BOOBS
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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Fool me once shame on you, teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life
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👤︎ u/etherealredditor
📅︎ Dec 17 2017
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Ok. Maybe a little shame. i.reddituploads.com/7e69f…
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👤︎ u/Grumpstick
📅︎ Mar 10 2017
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PSA: Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
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👤︎ u/cisforchristinaa
📅︎ Mar 17 2017
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It’s a shame bikes can’t stand on their own...

...because they’re too tired.

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👤︎ u/Kotsira
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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It's a shame, he'd make a great dad.
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👤︎ u/digitalmonkies
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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Jake from Vsauce 3 just made a pun worth sharing. It's a shame his location wasn't "Toyko" though.
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👤︎ u/TimisD
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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Historians are now saying that Abraham Lincoln never felt guilt or shame...

He was in a cent.

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👤︎ u/simpleslingblade13
📅︎ May 25 2016
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Just dad joked my boss. No shame.

My boss gets a phone call letting him know a client is here.

Boss - "Oh, Joe Wright is here? Where is he?" (Talking to the receptionist downstairs)

So I turn to my boss and say "Oh, Joe Wright just left!"

Then turned back to my computer in silence with a bunch of shameful looks from my co-workers.

Boom.

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👤︎ u/Lizard_Sphere_X
📅︎ Aug 25 2014
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It's a shame Detroit Tigers great Al Kaline didn't play pitcher or catcher

I think he would've worked out great in a battery!

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👤︎ u/vernonpost
📅︎ Nov 26 2014
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It's a shame nothing is made in Australia anymore.....

I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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