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They're half the size of a human but seem to be able to easily pull off any physical feat we can, and can jump insane distances without magical assistance. On top of that, they're also depicted fighting orcs who literally tower over them, so maybe they're even stronger (per capita of muscle fiber) than us? I just queue'd with a guy in QP who said that lore-wise dwarfs have the strength of a chimpanzee and I don't know if he was serious or not.
One of them isnβt Happy
Disney's Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs is one of the most culturally important and influential works of art of all time. So much to the point that it, and fairytales as a whole, have been deconstructed and parodied to an extent that seemingly makes completely unironic, straight-forward and non-subversive adaptations of fairy tales almost impossible to think of nowadays. It even makes watching the film a weird experience because you need to be able to put yourself into a mindset detached from all the parodies and imitations that have come since it was released. It's like that old joke that says "someone watches Shakespeare's Hamlet and thinks 'I don't get what is the big deal, it's just a bunch of famous quotations strung together by a hammy old plot'."
Still, despite its rough edges (it was Disney's first feature-length animated movie, it literally proved the viability of the feature-length animation, both financially and artistically, of course being such a trailblazer explains how it suffers from pacing issues and too much padding in the middle chunk of the film, and I think that Disney's second film, Pinocchio, is clearly better in nearly every way), the film is such a charming timeless classic for me because it has virtues that can be appreciated by anyone, specially animation fans, and we might unfairly take those virtues too much by granted nowadays, unfairly numb to it. After all, the film and its influence is part of the cultural zeitgeist to the extent that we can't imagine a world where the film does not exist, it's like the Sun. But the film has beautiful visuals, often amazing atmosphere, amazing score, and amazing animation, specially in the dwarves (the animation of the dwarves is so full of not only lots of movement, but lots of individual personality and depth, there is no emotion or thought that goes through any character's head and is not immediately reflect in the animation, it's so expressive to this day!). And above all, it tells the fairy tale with full sincerity, amazing artistry, seriousness, emotion, weight and commitment to its larger-than-life archetypal story (I will go in more detail about this in the rest of this rant). There are no jokes undermining any dramatic and serious scene. The queen is a completely serious villain, no funny henchment or funny animals.
This rant is inspired by one recent rant about the Disney
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Bashful =
Sneezy =
Happy =
Grumpy =
Sleepy =
Doc = Obviously Wolin.
Hello, participant. You have been chosen to travel into every single Disney movie, and downsize the powers of the villains.
You donβt know what we mean? Well let us tell you a story.
One day, we were watching some of the movies, when we noticed that the villains somehow got more powerful than before. Soon as we knew it, the villains won, leaving the heroes with no happily ever after.
Cinderella never got married, Peter Pan got killed by Captain Hook, the rat in Lady and the Tramp murdered the baby, stuff like that.
Which is where you come in. We need you to travel into the movies, sneak up behind the villain, and stab them with a syringe, draining only half of their powers, which will make their powers how they were in the movies.
Once youβve been teleported inside the movie, you canβt trust anyone you meet. Only listen to us in the ear piece youβll wear.
The first movie youβll be teleported inside is Walt Disneyβs first movie, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
In front of you is a list of rules for you to follow.
Rules for being inside the movie:
You MUST not get caught by anyone. Not the dwarves, not Snow White, not even the queen.
If you die inside the movie, youβll stay dead.
Find a way to sneak inside the castle, and approach the queen. If you get caught by the guards, or even the queen, youβll be sent to the dungeon where youβll remain forever.
As soon as her back is turned, stab the syringe inside of her. Itβll immediately drain half of her powers.
Rules for if you encounter Snow White:
If you ever encounter Snow White, make sure you bow to her. If you donβt, sheβll take you to the queen.
Cover your ears when she sings. Her melody is hypnotic.
If she offers you any food or drinks, politely decline. Chances are, her stepmother poisoned them.
The animals are her minions. If youβve somehow angered her, sheβll make the animals kill and eat youβ¦ while youβre alive.
Rules if you encounter any of the seven dwarves:
If you encounter Doc and he talks to you, donβt laugh when he stumbles over his words. Heβll murder you with a pickax.
Make sure you NEVER encounter Grumpy. Heβll take you to the queen cause he might think βyouβre an evil warlockβ.
Wear a mask if you encounter Sneezy. You donβt want to catch what he has. If you do, youβll die from it.
Bashful, if you encounter him, is a lot like the boos from the Super Mario games. Heβll hide if you look in his direction. If you turn away, h
I personally put it around country level excluding Chaos which should be atleast planetary since it created the world.
I know they are completely different rides and hard to compare but they are two of the best rides in Magic Kingdom. Which is the better ride?
Not saying its a good thing cause cough cough beauty and the beast cough cough
But we know we cant stop disneys lice action remakes, and it makes them a lot of money, so why not make more will be their thought.
Disney has MANY movies to remake, but if they wanna remake their first film, make it in 17 years or i riot
For those of you who dont know, Snow white and the seven Dwarfs was made in 1937! I know right? Older than your grandparents. Its also apparently the first feature length animated film, but i didnt fact check this and am lazy to open google lol.
In 2037, this movie will be ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD! So after that statetment i dont think i need to say anything else. Why make it when its 83 years old when it can be 100?
-Heβs Non Verbal
-Has poor motor skills (He trips a lot)
-Trouble keeping in pace (As seen in the βHeigh Hoβ song)
-Immature for his age
-Sleep disturbance
-Stims by sticking out his tongue and wiggles his ears a lot
-Doesnβt understand when someone is angry towards him
-No sense of boundaries
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Hey guys!
I'm /u/Nameless_Archon, and I provide tutorials on how to play Dwarf Fortress every year while I try to raise money for sick kids.
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What in the name of the glowing pits is this about?
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It is time to return to our roots, and so we shall: Thirty. Seven. Days. Of. Dwarf.
Starting on 10/1 (today) and proceeding through the Extra Life 2019 Game Day event on 11/6 and 11/7, I'm going to stream and teach what little I know at https://www.twitch.tv/nirruden.
Dwarves. Every. Single. Day.
----------------------------------------But why?----------------------------------------
I like to do things when there's more than one reason to do them:
-------------------------So how's this going to work?-------------------------
We've started out like I usually do - streaming a basic, sustainable fortress. However, the reality of the situation is that thirty-seven days of Basic Base Building 101 is going to probably bore the pants off people (including me) and I don't really want things to be boring. So we're going to have to do a few things along the way to try to spice things up, and along the way likely reveal that I'm just an average player like everyone else. (Dwarves dying of starvation and frostbite on a glacier? Likelier than you think!)
Basically, I'll stream in the evenings most days for a few hours. On Saturdays and Sundays, we'll generally run a little longer, or at different times but I'm going to stream every day until 11/6 even if it means I have to get up at 3am to do it. **On 11/6, we're going to culminate with a 24-hour
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He wasn't happy.
The first of the seven dwarfs was born.
One of them isn't Happy.
Circular floors, rings of bedrooms, needs met - this might yet be a thing!
Only TWO more days remaining in our yearly charity drive - we need everyone we can get to make it to our goal!
Come join us!
----------------------------------------Who's this guy?-------------------------------
Hey guys!
I'm /u/Nameless_Archon, and I provide tutorials on how to play Dwarf Fortress every year while I try to raise money for sick kids.
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What in the name of the glowing pits is this about?
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It is time to return to our roots, and so we shall: Thirty. Seven. Days. Of. Dwarf.
Starting on 10/1 and proceeding through the Extra Life 2021 Game Day event on 11/6 and 11/7, I'm going to stream and teach what little I know at https://www.twitch.tv/nirruden.
Dwarves. Every. Single. Day.
----------------------------------------But why?----------------------------------------
I like to do things when there's more than one reason to do them:
-------------------------So how's this going to work?-------------------------
We've started out like I usually do - streaming a basic, sustainable fortress. However, the reality of the situation is that thirty-seven days of Basic Base Building 101 is going to probably bore the pants off people (including me) and I don't really want things to be boring. So we're going to have to do a few things along the way to try to spice things up, and along the way likely reveal that I'm just an average player like everyone else. (Dwarves dying of starvation and frostbite on a glacier? Likelier than you think!)
Basically, I'll stream in the evenings most days for a few hours. On Saturdays and Sundays, we'll gener
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