4 Hilarious Semi Professionally Puns

What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues.

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👤︎ u/du_bekar

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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The elevator mechanic father joke reminded me of my dad doing this for 30 years now and still going strong

He drove semi for UPS for 32 years until he retired. He used to tell people he was a "semi professional driver"

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👤︎ u/_var_log_messages

📅︎ Oct 10 2014

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Girlfriend's dad seriously dad joked me.

We were talking about sports we played in High School (He used to be a semi-professional bowler,) and I mentioned that I played soccer for ten years. "Wow, you must be really tired."

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👤︎ u/smorisson28

📅︎ Feb 21 2014

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My dad retired from UPS as a truck driver and uses this when he scares us by his driving.

Me: Dad take it easy you are scaring the shit out of us

Dad: Not to worry I am a semi professional driver

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👤︎ u/_var_log_messages

📅︎ Mar 21 2014

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