I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance

Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOontzOontz
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Who is the least self-assured rapper?

Tupac inshakur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_h28
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No wonder all my baked potatoes are so self-assured upsidedowngrin.com/collec…
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My dad ordered a burger yesterday....

Waiter: How would you like your burger sir? dad: cooked (self assuring chuckle)

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