I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, “Is this a real Sprite?”

Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!

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📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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