Dwayne โ€˜The Rock Doc Oc Ken Block Spockโ€™ Johnson & Michael Scott smoking pot. (High af)
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โ€œMr. Scott, it appears that weโ€™ve found a xenomorph on this planet. The Captain would like us to return to the Enterprise ASAP and leave this sector immediately after a thorough, and I quote, โ€˜nuclear disinfection of the planet, Prime Directive be damned. โ€˜ Spock out.โ€
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If Mr. Spock has pointy ears, what does Mr. Scott have?

Engineers

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Mr. Spock, thank you for a lifetime of memories. Say hello to Bones and Mr. Scott for me. imgur.com/ny9YCZ2
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Spock Tears of a Clown Tattoo by Em Scott, Under the Gun, Los Angeles imgur.com/EmBZo4J
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Dr. Benjamin Spock and Coretta Scott King, among others, are keeping an antiwar vigil at the White House, May 17th 1967 [1280 ร— 862] imgur.com/vkm1Az7
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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Jan 14th 2021 - TOS S3 E20: The Way to Eden

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for January 14th 2022. (76)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 20: The Way to Eden

First air: 21 February 1969

Teaser Description:
The Enterprise picks up a group of renegades who have rejected modern technological life to search for the mythical planet Eden.

Details

Filmed between 21 November 1968 and 29 November 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)
Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)
Nurse Christine Chapel played by Majel Barrett W

Enl. Pavel Chekov played by Walter Koenig (W)
[Lt. Palmer](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Palmer_(Lieutenant)) played by Elizabeth Rogers (W)

Dr. Sevrin played by Skip Homeier (W)
Adam played by Charles Napier [(W)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Napier_(actor))

Irina Galliulin / ะ˜ั€ะธะฝะฐ ะ“ะฐะปะธัƒะปะธะฝะฐ played by [Mary Lind

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(Offer) The Many Saints of Newark, The Jesus Music, Rick and Morty S. 5, Supernatural S. 15, others (Request) The French Dispatch, ISO

Mainly looking for The French Dispatch (MA or Gp is fine), Malignant, The Card Counter, and my ISO. Sorry, I have most everything else, including new releases. Codes split where applicable. I have a bunch of DVD slip codes I don't need near the bottom, feel free to just ask for one and I'll transcribe it and test it. My list of more common titles will also be linked at the bottom, this is all just what I consider the less boring stuff.

NEWLY ADDED AND NEW RELEASES IN BOLD

Collections and TV:

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I can't get over how good Star Trek 6 was as a sendoff to the original series

It was the perfect sendoff to the TOS crew. While we see Kirk again in Generations, Spock a few more times in Next Gen and the modern movies, Scotty in Next Gen, etc....this was the sendoff to them as a whole. Captain Sulu always makes me happy too. I also love how Uhura's role gradually increased in the movies compared to the series.

It's probably nothing short of a miracle the last TOS movie was this good.

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Canon Connections: Prodigy 1x06 - Kobayashi
  • This episode is titled โ€œKobayashiโ€ which is a reference to Starfleet academyโ€™s Kobayashi Maru test, recently escribed in the similarly titled season four episode of DIS, โ€œKobayashi Maruโ€.

  • When the question of how fast the USS Prodigy was traveling while the proto-drive was engaged, Jankom Pog claims it was โ€Around warp nine pointโ€ฆโ€ before trailing off, which would seem to indicate that the show is maintaining the Warp 10 barrier established in VOYโ€™s โ€œThresholdโ€.

    • The Prodigyโ€™s proto-drive burst seems to have carried the Protogies 4,000 lightyears from their starting point in the Delta quadrant, and crossed over into the Gamma quadrant, which only serves to further obfuscate their exact location relative to the space weโ€™re familiar with.
  • Dal is playing the Game, introduced in โ€œThe Gameโ€. And, just as the Game was part of a plot to steal the USS Enterprise D, Dal has commandeered the Protostar.

  • Murf has located the holodeck, and is engaging with programing simulating the blizzard swept moon of Andoria. The first holographic recreation room was introduced in the TAS episode, โ€œThe Practical Jokerโ€ and one of the simulations the rogue computer subjected McCoy, Sulu, and Uhura to was a blizzard.

    • The Emergency Janeway Hologram pulls up a simulation of Ceti Alpha 5, though as opposed to learning about how one of the most celebrated captains in Starfleet marooned a bunch of war criminals and a mutineer there in โ€œSpace Seedโ€, they go skydiving.

    • The next simulation is of a Vulcan gladiator ring, where Vulcans gripped by the ponโ€™farr fight to the death to win their mates in the kal-if-fee โ€œpassion fights,โ€ as seen in โ€œAmok Timeโ€. She even arms them with lirpas.

    • Next the EJH shows them Count Draculaโ€™s castle, which was modeled after the Reman capitol building as seen in โ€œNemesisโ€.

    • The last program suggested by the EJH summons up a โ€Jane Eyre holonovelโ€ and claims itโ€™s her favourite, referencing the real Captain Janewayโ€™s predilection towards romance stories, as depicted in her occasionally seen program Janeway Lambda One.

    • They donโ€™t visit it, but Dal brings up the program selector, and the option on screen when he does so is the Paxau Resort program Neelix created in season three of VOY, which was based on a Talaxian luxury retreat of the same name.

  • Dal dismisses the EJH and brings activates the Kobayashi Maru program, wanting to be able to prove heโ€™s โ€œjust as good as any Federation cronie.โ€ Doing s

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Discovery is actually a television adaptation of the classic Star Trek story "A Trekkie's Tale."

>"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.
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>"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"
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>"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"
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>"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."
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>"The Captain told me to."
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>"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."
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>Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.
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>But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.
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>However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise.

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OBLIGATORY FILLER MATERIAL โ€“ Post-Ween. Pre-Turkey. Part 3.

As per the notice, a suitable vehicle arrives just a few minutes late. We all pile into the machine and head towards the mineโ€™s main portal. I figure we might just make this a driving tour, but find out, after consulting the maps, that itโ€™s a one-way out of the mine with Land Cruiser-sized vehicles. However, once we get to the mine, thereโ€™s internal transport, so Iโ€™ve got that going for us, which is nice.

I see that this old coal hole has 11 levels.

Gad. I reel just thinking how much coal has been taken out of here.

The bottom levels, as you all better well know, might be flooded. Even though one would think that the deeper drifts are the most modern; that, as Spock would note, is two-dimensional thinking. Itโ€™s all for the greenbacks. If itโ€™s easier to go east-west, then we make the mine plan according to larger, i.e., cover more lateral real estate. If we must go north-south (in a minerโ€™s parlance) then dig we must and dig down, down, down into that cold, cold ground.

So the deepest levels are not necessarily the oldest. I have to refer to the legend of the map to figure out the chronology of this hole.

Or, I can look at the type of mining done. Surface? Earliest. Vertical shaft? A bit later. Deep room-and-pillar, the most recent.

Itโ€™s all very geologicalโ€ฆ

We bail out of the Land Cruiser near the headframe of the mine. Weโ€™re going in, and right to the bottom of level 11, which I sincerely hope is not flooded. At least, it wasnโ€™t the last time anyone was down there.

I tell our driver to wait here; that Jerry Lee, Bob, and myself will handle the initial reconnaissance.

โ€œWell, rockโ€, the driver says, scuffing his shoe and kicking a small piece of crinoidal limestone off into the pucklebrush, โ€œIf such that it was. Iโ€™m assigned to you as a sort of guide, and to keep an eye on you as well. There. Iโ€™ve said it. Going to shoot me now or later?โ€

โ€œShoot you? โ€œ, I gasp, โ€œThink of the paperwork. The more the merrier, just donโ€™t get in the way andโ€ฆโ€

โ€œRock, Iโ€™ve been doing this for 30 years.โ€ He groans.

โ€œWell, then I guess I wonโ€™t have to chew your ass about proper PPEs, will I ?โ€ I smile the smile of a smirking Smilodon and toss him a spare Scott airpack.

โ€œRoger that, Rockโ€, he grins in return.

I suppose now is as good as time as any to relate the name of our chauffeur cum spy cum guide.

Yep.

Sure betcha do.

Oh, sorry. Miles away.

Heโ€™s known around these parts as Jesse. So, naturally, we call him just about anything but that.

An

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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[US-KY] [H] Pops Happy Friday! [W] Paypal

I have a little of everything for sale here. Take your pick and shoot me any questions. Shipping is $5 for one pop and an additional $2 for each pop after. More pics can be provided. Soft protectors can be added for $1. Please be paypal ready and have checked that your ship to address is correct.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants donโ€™t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldnโ€™t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now Iโ€™m cannelloni

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Canon References - "I, Excretus" [Spoilers]

"You see, in our century we've learned not to fear words." ~ Nyota Uhura


Archive of Previous Episodes

Episode 18 - "I, Excretus"

  • The title references the novel I, Claudius as well as, more aptly, the TNG episode "I, Borg."
  • The satellite the characters are repairing is of a very similar design to the cryogenic module found in "The Neutral Zone."
  • The Bakersfield is caught in a temporal causality loop, an anomaly that forced the Enterprise to repeatedly relive events in "Cause and Effect."
  • Thanks to u/MultivariableX: the hexagon-patterned thermal blankets first appeared in TOS.
  • Ransom refers to the "magnet boots" included in the EVA suits. Gravity boots were a plot point in The Undiscovered Country.
  • Shari Yn Yem is a Pandronian, a composite "colony creature" introduced in "Bem." The titular character of that episode also used unorthodox ways to test the crew's ability to handle a crisis.
  • u/Ultiverse noticed that the wide shot of the assembled crew includes pairs of officers who are exactly alike.
  • The large display lists several training scenarios. Among those not seen in full simulations are:
    • "Kobayashi Maru" - the name of the famous "no-win scenario" officer's test in Wrath of Khan
    • "Tribble Troubles" (later seen as "Tribble Infestation") - referring to a series of episodes in TOS, TAS, DS9 and STs
    • "From Q to Q" - Nearly every episode involving the omnipotent prankster used his name in the title
    • "Cause and Effect" (later seen as "Time Loop") - chronicling the adventures in the aforementioned temporal causality loop
    • "Natural Selection" - a TNG episode called "Unnatural Selection" used a plague-causes-rapid-aging story
    • "Evolution" - in which nanites take over the Enterprise-D
    • "Chain of Command" - a TNG two-parter where Riker is grounded and Picard attends a diplomatic conference
    • "Hero Worship" - a TNG story in which a young boy represses trauma by pretending to be Data
    • "Carbon Based Units" - the designation given to humanoids by the Ilia probe in The Motion Picture
    • "Whale Rescue" - the crew of the IKS Bounty had to travel back to 20th-century Earth to rescue two humpback whales
    • "Extreme Engineering" - undoubtedly a nod to the engine efficiency crisis in "Force of Nature"
    • "Teleportation D
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Scotty was awesome
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Dec 31st 2021 - TOS S3 E18: The Lights of Zetar

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for December 31st 2021. (74)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 18: The Lights of Zetar

First air: 31 January 1969

Teaser Description:
At the library of the Federation, planetoid Memory Alpha, an Enterprise crew member's body is taken over by mysterious energy lifeforms.

Details

Filmed between 1 November 1968 and 11 November 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)
Lt. Nyota Uhura played by Nichelle Nichols (W)
Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)

Enl. Pavel Chekov played by Walter Koenig (W)
Lt. Kyle played by John Winston [W](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Winston_(actor))
Nurse Christine Chapel played by Majel Barrett W

Lt. Mira Romaine played by Jan Shutan (W)
Zetarian voiced by [Barbara Babcock](https

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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Dec 24th 2021 - TOS S3 E17: That Which Survives

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for December 24th 2021. (73)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 17: That Which Survives

First air: 24 January 1969

Teaser Description:
Kirk is held captive on an empty duplicate of the USS Enterprise.

Details

Filmed between 23 October 1968 and 31 October 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)
Lt. Nyota Uhura played by Nichelle Nichols (W)
Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)

Enl. Pavel Chekov played by Walter Koenig (W)
[Lt. D'Amato](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/D%27Amato_(Lieutenant)) played by Arthir Batanides (W)
Lt. Rahda played by Naomi Newman

Wyatt played by Brad Forrest
John B. Watkins played by Kenneth Washington (W)
Dr. M'Benga played by [Booker

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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Jan 21st 2021 - TOS S3 E21: The Cloud Minders

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for January 21st 2022. (77)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 21: The Cloud Minders

First air: 28 February 1969

Teaser Description:
Kirk's efforts to obtain a vital mineral are complicated by terrorists striking at the beautiful cloud city Stratos and its virulent apartheid policies.

Details

Filmed between 12 November 1968 and 20 November 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)
Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)
Lt. Nyota Uhura played by Nichelle Nichols (W)

Plasus played by Jeff Corey (W)
Droxine played by Diana Ewing (W)
Vanna played by Charlene Polite (TMDb)

Midro played by Ed Long (TMDb)
Anka played by Fred Williamson [(W)](https://

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(Offer) Big list update (Request) Ron's Gone Wrong, Malignant, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, ISO

Had a huge collection come in. Posting here before selling a lot of these off. My main list will be linked at the bottom, this is all just the newly added stuff. Mainly looking for Ron's Gone Wrong 4k, Malignant, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, The Card Counter, and my ISO. Codes split where applicable.

Collections and TV:

  • The Expendables 1-3 HD Vudu/Itunes
  • Game of Thrones Complete Series HD Itunes/Vudu
  • The Hobbit Trilogy Theatrical and Extended 4k MA
  • The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Theatrical and Extended 4k
  • Preacher Season 1 HD Vudu

4k MA:

  • 10 Cloverfield Land 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • 300 4k MA
  • Animal House 4k MA
  • Apocalypse Now and Redux 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • Argo 4k MA
  • Backdraft 4k MA
  • Bad Boys For Life 4k MA
  • Beverly Hills Cop 4k Itunes/Vudu
  • Big Fish 4k MA
  • The Birds 4k MA
  • Blade 4k MA
  • The Blues Brothers Theatrical and Unrated 4k MA
  • Carlito's Way 4k MA
  • Chaos Walking 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • Christine 4k MA
  • Clear and Present Danger 4k Itunes
  • Cloverfield 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • Collateral 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • Coming to America 4k Itunes/Vudu
  • Creed 4k Vudu
  • Creed 2 4k Vudu
  • Don't Breathe 2 4k MA
  • Do the Right Thing 4k MA
  • E.T. 4k MA
  • Ford V. Ferrari 4k MA
  • Fury 4k MA
  • Gattaca 4k MA
  • Get Out 4k MA or Itunes
  • Ghost in the Shell 2017 4k Vudu or Itunes
  • Godzilla 2014 4k MA
  • Godzilla Vs. Kong 4k MA
  • The Goonies 4k MA
  • The Green Knight 4k Vudu
  • The Hitman's Bodyguard 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard 4k Itunes/Vudu
  • Home Alone 4k MA
  • Howard the Duck 4k MA
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas 4k MA or Itunes
  • The Hunt for Red October 4k Itunes
  • Hustlers 4k Itunes
  • The Invisible Man 2020 4k MA
  • It's A Wonderful Life 4k Itunes or Vudu
  • Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit 4k Itunes
  • Jaws 4k MA
  • Jojo Rabbit 4k MA
  • Kong Skull Island 4k MA
  • Life 4k MA
  • Love and Monsters 4k Itunes/Vudu
  • The Magnificent Seven 2016 4k Vudu
  • Morgan 4k Itunes, ports
  • Mortal Kombat 2021 4k MA
  • News of the World 4k MA
  • Old 4k MA
  • Pan's Labyrinth 4k MA
  • Parasite 4k MA
  • Patriot Games 4k Itunes
  • Psycho 4k MA
  • Queen and Slim 4k MA
  • A Quiet Place 4k Vudu or Itunes
  • A Quiet Place Part 2 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • Rear Window 4k MA
  • Respect 4k Itunes
  • Sausage Party 4k MA
  • Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World 4k MA
  • Scream 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • Shawshank Redemption 4k MA
  • Sherlock Holmes 4k MA
  • Shrek 4k MA
  • Smokey and the Bandit 4k MA
  • Snake Eyes GI Joe 4k Vudu/Itunes
  • Space Jam 4k MA
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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Dec 3rd 2021 - TOS S3 E14: Whom Gods Destroy

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for December 3rd 2021. (70)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 14: Whom Gods Destroy

First air: 3 January 1969

Teaser Description:
Kirk and Spock visit an asylum for the criminally insane and all is not as it seems.

Details

Filmed between 14 October 1968 and 23 October 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)
ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)

Lt. Nyota Uhura played by Nichelle Nichols (W)
Gov. Dr. Donald Cory played by Keye Luke / ้™ธ้Œซ้บ’ (W)

Garth of Izar played by Steve Ihnat (W)
Marta played by Yvonne Craig (W)

Other Elba II inhabitants

Written by Lee Erwin [(W)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Erwin_(writer)) and Jerry Sohl (W)
Directed by [Herb Wallerstein](https://www.imdb.com/n

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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Dec 17th 2021 - TOS S3 E16: The Mark of Gideon

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for December 17th 2021. (72)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 16: The Mark of Gideon

First air: 17 January 1969

Teaser Description:
Kirk is held captive on an empty duplicate of the USS Enterprise.

Details

Filmed between 23 October 1968 and 31 October 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)
Enl. Pavel Chekov played by Walter Koenig (W)

ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)
Lt. Nyota Uhura played by Nichelle Nichols (W)

Ambassador Hodin played by David Hurst (W)
Odona played by Sharon Acker (W)

[Adm. Fitzgerald](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Fitzgerald_(Admiral)) played by Richard Derr (W)
[Krodak]https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Krodak() played by Gene Dynarski (W)

Written

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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Jan 7th 2022 - TOS S3 E19: Requiem for Methuselah

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for January 7th 2022. (75)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 19: Requiem for Methuselah

First air: 14 February 1969

Teaser Description:
While searching for a cure to a disease the Enterprise encounters an immortal human.

Details

Filmed between 2 December 1968 and 10 December 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)

Rayna Kapec played by Louise Sorel (W)
Flint played by James Daly [(W)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Daly_(actor))

"Brahms" Paraphrase music composed by Ivan Ditmars

Written by Jerome Bixby (W)
Directed by Murray Golden (W)

This episode's title is a dual allusion: first to a ritualistic liturgy of Roman Catholicism (and other related religions), the "Requiem" being a Mass for the dead, and second to Methuselah, son of the Biblical prophet Enoch and paternal grandfather to Noah, who was the longest-lived Human being in the Bible (in Genesis 5:21-27) having lived 969 years; existing for nearly a millennium, Methuselah's lifespan has historically become a proverbial reference for longevity.

Rayna Kapec was named for Czechoslovakian writer Karel

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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Oct 29th 2021 - TOS S3 E09: The Tholian Web

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for October 29th 2021. (65)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 9: The Tholian Web

First air: 15 November 1968

Teaser Description:
While aboard the Starfleet ship USS Defiant, Captain Kirk disappears when the dead ship gets pulled into interspace. The Enterprise is under attack by a mysterious local race, the Tholians.

Details

Filmed between 5 August 1968 and 12 August 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

Enl. Pavel Chekov played by Walter Koenig (W)
Lt. Nyota Uhura played by Nichelle Nichols (W)

Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)
ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)

Nurse Christine Chapel played by Majel Barrett (W)
Lt. O'Neil played by Sean Morgan (TMDb)

Cmdr. Loskene voiced by Barbara Babcock (W)

Written by [Judy Burns](https://w

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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Nov 26th 2021 - TOS S3 E13: Elann of Troyius

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for November 26th 2021. (69)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 13: Elann of Troyius

First air: 20 December 1968

Teaser Description:
The Enterprise transports Elaan, Dohlman of Elas, to Troyius.

Details

Filmed between 31 May 1968 and 10 June 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)
ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)
Lt. Nyota Uhura played by Nichelle Nichols (W)

Enl. Pavel Chekov played by Walter Koenig (W)
Nurse Christine Chapel played by Majel Barrett (W)
[Lt. Evans](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Evans_(Lieutenant)) played by Lee Duncan (W)

Petri played by Jay Robinson (W)
Elaan played by France Nuyen (W)
[Kryton](https://memo

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Star_Trek: Rewatch - Dec 10th 2021 - TOS S3 E15: Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

This is the thread for Star_Trek's Star Trek Rewatch for December 10th 2021. (71)

This week we'll be watching TOS Season 3 Episode 15: Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

First air: 10 January 1969

Teaser Description:
The crew of the Enterprise find themselves caught in the middle of an intractable conflict with a bizarre fugitive alien and his equally belligerent pursuer.

Details

Filmed between 4 October 1968 and 14 October 1968.

Cast:
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner (W)
LtCdr. Spock played by Leonard Nimoy (W)
Dr. Leonard McCoy played by DeForest Kelley (W)

Lt. Hikaru Sulu played by George Takei (W)
Enl. Pavel Chekov played by Walter Koenig (W)
Nurse Christine Chapel played by Majel Barrett (W)

ChEng Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott played by James Doohan (W)
Lt. Nyota Uhura played by Nichelle Nichols (W)

Lokai played by Lou Antonio (W)
Bele played by Frank Gorskin (W)

Written by Gene L. Coon (as Lee Cronin) [(W)

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