A list of puns related to "Scots Irish"
Those were the days.
... walk into a haunted house and see a £5 note on a table. The English man walks up to the table and hears a voice "I am the ghost of able Mable and that £5 note belongs on that table". He gets scared and runs away. The Irish man approaches the table and hears the same voice " I am the ghost of able Mable and that £5 note belongs on that table". He gets scared and runs away as well. The Scots man walks up to the table and hears the same voice " I am the ghost of able Mable and that £5 note belongs on that table". He says "I am the son of David Crocket and that£5 note belongs in my pocket".
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