Why did the students at the Greek school of sky-diving complain?
Their instructor was Con Descending.
what did the school staff do when a student wore a shirt with a picture of a robber?
A student was writing a paper for school and kept mixing up the words "burro" and "burrow"
The teacher told him "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground"
My son refused to do a video project with another student at school. I asked why he was so opposed to it and he said.....
A nominee for director of the math department at my school was caught having an affair with her student...
Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.
The name of the business?
"Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
I heard Disney opened up a high school with a diverse field of study
They even had a 101 on Dalmatians
My daughter is thinking of becoming a mirror polisher when she leaves school.
It's something she can see herself doing.
Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
Back in high school I led a movement to eliminate some of the alphabet's unnecessary letters. Our first target the 25th letter.
Why was the pirate depressed on his first day of high school?
He couldn't find Davey Jone's locker
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
I had to write a 500 word essay on a language of India back in high school...
I titled it The Hindi 500.
Keep CRT out of our schools!
It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
At the beginning of the term, my university professor makes all of his students buy the book that he wrote.
A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: “Thanks, that’s just what I kneaded.”
My son's math's teacher was away so the head of school had to step in and take her place.
It's the principal that counts.
How do you catch a school of fish?
With a book worm. (from 8yo son)
My son is starting school next year but is scared because he thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.
I reassured him, "Don't be silly! Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
The bus I took to school was driving on a new sort of fuel.
Apparently, it was driving on time
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
Did you hear about the students complaining of aches and fatigue when they did math homework?
They're calling it fibromyalgebra.
A press conference was held with the lead of the school's administration about bullying
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
american schools are some of the only places you can have first hand experiences with Quadrilaterals and quad-collaterals
A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.
It was a degree requirement.
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So the can scandinavian
Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.
My kid’s chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
I was at school today and they ask us if the bill of rights apply to us students i responded we can't bare shoulders never mind baring arms
I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friend’s e-cigarettes
We called him the international juul thief
While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
My kids came out of school and told my partner they have made cards for her for Mother's Day. I asked for a card, but they said I had to wait until Father's Day. I told my boy I had made a card for him, and he could have it the day after tomorrow,
There are 10 types of engineering students
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Why did the stormtrooper drop out of school?
I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.
Why do Norway's battleships have barcodes on the side of them?
So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!
Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?
So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"
Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
Did you know Norway has barcodes on the sides of all of their ships?
It’s so they can Scandinavian
Did you know the Norway Navy has barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.
Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian
Why does Norway's navy have barcodes on the sides of the ships?
So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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