Say what you want about the iPhone X but

You can't deny it had a top notch screen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burpmeister
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Say what you want about dad jokes...

...but they're all relatively funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossJackWhitman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian

You gotta give him props for that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvilly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?

DON'T BE JELLY!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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You can say what you want about waiters

but they do bring a lot to the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke β€” What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?

A1C por favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What does an Englishman say when he wants to know how you're doing?

"UK?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F-FOR-FARTS
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you say when someone wants to stitch their own wound?

Suture self!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelkamote
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What do you say when a guy asks if you want a pamphlet?

Brochure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigGeak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Say what you want about Nikola Tesla

The man was electrifying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Say what you want about deaf people

{Removed}

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you say to your friend when you want him to eat more icecream?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UjjwalPdl
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Say what you want about freedom of speech....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zzenux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Say what you want about deaf people

They'll never listen to you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you say when someone offers you a hot dog, but you don't want it?

No Franks

EDIT: Wow! Thanks guys! One thousand up-votes is crazy for my first submission on reddit. My dad told me this joke while we were grocery shopping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0w
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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What does a Canadian say when he’s playing basketball but also wants to tell you his favorite way to eat corn?

Cob, eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaccdasnacc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Say what you want about Ben Carson as a politician, but as a person he is truly inspirational.

He really opened a lot of young minds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntingPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do you say when you want a THC drink at a dispensary? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Say what you want about the group Anonymous, they've written some beautiful poetry over the years.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanRebalkin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Dad was ordering a cake for his birthday party the lady behind the counter said what do you want it to say

Dad: happy birthday to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worryingcow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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Say what you want about pedophiles,

But at least they drive slow through school zones....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonelyPlanetPluto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What do you say when your son says he wants to be an Audiologist?

What?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pacelttob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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Say what you want about deaf people.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saint_Adolf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Say what you want about deaf people

...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davidmcd19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Say what you want about deaf people.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plonkerboy900
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Say what you want about deaf people ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallylu0wei
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Say what you want about deaf people.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amd20555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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