Santa Beard Puns

A list of puns related to "Santa Beard"

Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:

“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”

Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”

“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”

“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”

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👤︎ u/IsCaptainKiddAnAdult
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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Looking out our office window to watch torrential downpour, see a white haired, bearded gentleman who looked just like Santa getting completely soaked as he runs to catch a bus.

Female co-worker: "Awww. Poor Santa! He's getting drenched!" Me: "It's okay. Santa likes rain, dear."

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👤︎ u/ihaveseenthefnords
📅︎ Aug 14 2015
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Once I saw a guy dressed like santa claus...

I was in a mall and I went in the elevator and I saw santa just ripping off his beard and I got scared

After that incident, I'm claustrophobic.

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👤︎ u/happy_anand
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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