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Toriel: I'm Baking Pies. Chara: Well I'm Tired Of Eating Butterscotch Pie Every Da- Toriel: I have chocolate pie. Chara: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STAND OF PIES

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So basically I'm making a 3d cinematic of sans vs frisk or Chara and I'm not sure who to actually make. help pls

(before starting i'd like you to excuse my horrible formatting skills and my bad grammar,enjoy reading!) Today,We are gonna try to debunk one of the most infamous (or famous depends on how you look at it) ships in the entire fanbase,Frans,now first off,where did this ship come from in the first place and why it's the most common one?,well,as far as i know it came from the "fact" that sans is "trying to save frisk from the demon that's named chara before it kills everything",but people started making up reasons like "sans knows about timelines just like frisk!" or "THEY HAVE GO ON A DATE SHUT UP",now first off,yes sans does know about the timelines,however, he's not aware of them,he just knows that they exist just like how alphys know about Alternate Universes (no im not talking about underspongefell or outertale),and second,sans didn't take frisk to a date, it's just a dinner,and third : sans is an adult and frisk is an underaged child, "but,IN MY AU FRISK IS AN ADULT", so wouldn't that mean sans gets older?,"NO IT MEANS THAT THEY ARE THE SAME AGE",then why are you shipping it in the first place if frisk's a child in canon?,"well uh, my friend told me that frisk is an adult also the overworld sprites makes them short while in reality they're in adult size",yes,imo there's no canon height chart for characters in undertale,but what i know is canon that frisk's a small child (according to many characters in the game,heck even undyne thinks that frisk is in kindergarten) and sans is short,also mentoning the fact that toriel calls them 'my child',"toriel calls everyone my child!,she's an old lady ya know", that's not true,she only calls frisk that,"BUT SANS PROMISED TORIEL TO NEVER ATTACK FRISK", it was for toriel, not for frisk,(also no that doesn't confirm soriel),and finally,toby fox himself confirmed that sans is too lazy to even think about getting into a relationship with anybody,if you disagree with me, please tell me why in the comments,anyway have a nice day

1. sans is (to my knowledge) the only opponent in the entire game who attacks first. He's not the enemy, YOU are. You're not the one fighting him, hes the one fighting you.
2. sans already has a theme, song that might play when you fight sans. The track never plays in game, again, because youre not fighting sans, hes fighting you. (also small sidenote, stmpwyfs is pretty much just an amped up version of his overworld theme, "sans." Try speeding up sans. if you dont believe me)
3. a megalomaniac is a person absorbed by delusions of grandeur, and power, a description that doesnt fit sans in the slightest, but fits Frisk perfectly.

now frans has to be one of the most common if not the most common of ships in the entire fandom,but why exactly?,and does it even make sense?,let's find out,

now first off,let's start off with the reasons for this ship to exist, which are surprisingly weird,one of the main reasons for this ship to exist is sans taking frisk to a "date" in the mtt hotel,which is not even a date it's just a dinner while chatting about something, and sans even says that you could've been dead were you're standing if he never made the promise in the first place,so i don't see how is this "flirty" and "attractive" to say to someone,now let's get to the second reason, it's about "sans saving frisk from the almighty evil chara",now if you think that i made this one up,take a look again at one of the frans comic,there's a %75 chance that you'd notice chara being evil in this certain comic,now of course, there's little to no evidence in the game to suggest that chara has possessed frisk during the genocide route,but that's a topic for another day, the point is, most of the frans shippers see sans as that one hero that saved frisk from the evil demon that has possessed them who's called chara, something that is not really true, now lets get to final and the most important reason which would include you telling me why do you ship frans in the comments,alright now lets get to the reasons that makes me think that frans doesn't make any sense at all which are:

• Sans is an adult,frisk is not

• There's little to no evidence suggesting that there's kind of a relationship going between these too

• Neither of them shows sings of being interested in eachother in the entirety of the game

• They barley know eachother, heck, frisk's whole jounery was literally done in only 1 day

• Toby said that sans is too lazy to get into any kind of relationship, also isn't frisk a little bit too young to know about these stuff?

• Sans doesn't care until the end and he could've killed him if it wasn't for that one promise that he made to toriel

• Sans' fight, just, sans' fight

oh,i think i've forgotten a common reason for frans shippers to ship sans with frisk, which is sans' knowledge of timelines, now it is true that sans does know about timelines, but he doesn't remmber them, not even a single one of them, otherwise he'd mention that something has happend in a previous run just like how flowey does, also even if he remmbers it, would it even make sense to have a relationship with the pers

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