I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!

When she asked why I responded β€œyou’ll get salmon-Ella!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P1nealColada
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Dad joked a fishy customer and got dad joked in return.

I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'

He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'

Who know there were so many dad's out there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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Hey, what's for dinner?

Me: Hey Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: I'm making salmon patties, if that's all right.

Dad: Mmm, salmon patties. Hey, if I was named Sam, I'd want to be married to a girl named Patty, so that people would call us Sam 'n' Patty.

Me: ...I'm writing that down and putting it on the Internet.

Mom: Please, please don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barakvesh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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