A list of puns related to "Salmon Name"
When she asked why I responded βyouβll get salmon-Ella!β
I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'
He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'
Who know there were so many dad's out there!
Me: Hey Mom, what's for dinner?
Mom: I'm making salmon patties, if that's all right.
Dad: Mmm, salmon patties. Hey, if I was named Sam, I'd want to be married to a girl named Patty, so that people would call us Sam 'n' Patty.
Me: ...I'm writing that down and putting it on the Internet.
Mom: Please, please don't.
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