My friend complained to me that her new Saab 9-5 was having engine problems.

I told her I didn’t want to hear her Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckleNut445
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Did you hear about the Swedish car company that went bust in 2012?

It’s your typical Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrasher555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...

It seems like a great big Saab story to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was reading a book about Swedish cars.

It was quite the Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Entree_The_Giant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I bought a car from Sweden once.

It was a real Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I was going to post about how much trouble my Swedish car has been . . .

...but I guess nobody really wants to hear that old Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I’ve got a heartfelt tale about my old car to tell, but I warn you:

It’s a bit of a Saab story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinOfPop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I got dadjoked by my therapist today...

This past weekend I got a new car, a Saab. My therapist and I were chatting about it, and then he hit me with this one:

Me: Nobody could give me a ride to the dealership, so I had to get my Saab a full week after I had originally planned to.

Him: Oh no, not another one of your Saab stories...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelMel5643
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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What is the saddest brand of car?

Saab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Car accidents

What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident?
A Honda Accordion

Did you hear about the car accident in Sweden?
It was a real Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.

Sorry for the Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tx_Deception_Tx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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A boy was trying to explain to his dad why he needed a new car...

but his dad interrupted with, "I don't want to hear your Saab story."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nasaboy007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I heard a guy crying on the curb this morning because he wrecked his car

β€œWas it a Saab?”

No, more of a whimper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhammy6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What do you call a Swedish vehicles history report?

A Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob1x1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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My Swedish sedan was plagued by years of maintenance issues

It was quite the Saab story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimateorangutan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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This rich dude wanted to tell me about his new car.

I told him, "Please, spare me your Saab story."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunfistkid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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My dad's on fire tonight.

I was having dinner with he and my mom, and the subject of my new job came up. I told them that I had to go take the drug test tomorrow, and he, with no hesitation, said, "Well you better go home and study, then!"

Later we were talking about a nice looking Saab sedan we saw, and he said, "I once read a cover story about those. The magazine called it a Saab Story."

I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATCaver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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I told my friend Carl that I might be selling my car today.

He said, "So now you can tell everyone your Saab story."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tactineck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Got my co-worker about his car

Me: What kind of car do you drive?

Him: Saab

Me: (fake crying)What kind of car do you drive?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyheartbear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2014
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Co-workers at lunch today

We were talking about cars and one guy says, "Is Saab around anymore?"

"Nah, it's Saab-solete"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deyjoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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I walked in on my dad and boyfriend watching Top Gear

Me: Ooh, what are you watching?

Dad: It's a Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pitta_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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I totaled my swedish car today...

But you don't want to hear my Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thepopcornrider
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who flipped his Sweedish car?

It was a real Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainPatent
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2016
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I've got a story to tell about my first car

It's a Saab story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew212
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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Did you hear about the Swedish car that got into a wreck?

It was a real Saab story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butt_Puppet10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
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Did mom ever tell you about her car accident?

It's a real Saab story...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebMasterQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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