A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
My favorite author is S.O. Teric
You’ve probably never heard of him.
Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
What begins with o and ends w/ s?
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
What’s an ‘o’ and is weird?
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
The S/O let me know we’d made 4 cents in our mutual account...
Papers are just the w o r s t
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
My 8 y.o. son just discovered Yo Mama jokes. Here’s the first one he told me: Your Mama’s so fat
Donald Trump’s gonna use her for his border wall.
Why did Harry Potter fail his O.W.L.S?
Because he didn't use a spell checker!
My s/o went to PA for the weekend
Her: the snow is really high here
Me: you should see if they can hook you up with their dealer
I think i did it right cuz she thought i sent the text to the wrong person
Got my S/O
Her: Ewwwwww oh my god they drew his blood.
Me: Would you prefer they paint it?
Ehehehehehe
Got my S/O last night.
We were cuddling and I turn away a little bit because it's super hot in her room, but she pulls me back and says "come back, I like spooning".
My reply: "Honey, I like spooning as much as I like forking, but it's just too hot to do either of those things right now."
In Branson with my S/O
She sees a billboard and groans.
"What?" I say.
"Look at that sign, I already know what you're going to say."
The Sign reads, "LIVE: Elvis impersonator!"
^
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"Well I've heard he's WAY better than the DEAD Elvis impersonator."
I told my s.o. I want a dancing horse...
Her: What will it dance?
Me: The Naaae Naaaae.
I'm glad she still loves me after that.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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