Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Whatβs E.T short for?
Because heβs only got little legs
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A T H E I S M
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
S h a m e
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︎ Feb 13 2020
w i s e
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Y E S
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︎ May 28 2020
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
"s,e"
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friendβs e-cigarettes
We called him the international juul thief
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What a S(HAM)E
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s
because they're an endangered feces
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︎ Jan 12 2020
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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︎ Aug 31 2019
s i l v e r w a r e
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Iβm afraid to leave the coordinates 90.0000Β°N, 135.0000Β°W and 90.0000Β°S, 45.0000Β°E.
I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder
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︎ Aug 30 2019
E.T. Come home. Thereβs a curfew.
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︎ Sep 02 2018
Itβs a little snow-e
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︎ Dec 09 2017
Whatβs E.T. Short for?
So he can fit in his spaceship
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︎ Dec 29 2018
C h e e s e
-A real conversation that happened like 5 minutes ago between my dad and I-
Me, eating a babybell cheese
My dad: βwhatβs that?β
Me: βcheese.β
My dad: βwhat kind of cheese?β
Me: βGouda.β
...
...
...
My dad: βIs it Gouda? Or is it badda?β
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︎ Jan 06 2019
The double eβs in βbeeβ might actually be silent.
The single e in βbe,β too.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
What do you tell someone thatβs been diagnosed with E. Coli?
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︎ Apr 21 2018
Whatever you do, don't take a, s, r, d and add them to i, r, s, t, and e, and then stir...
That's a recipe for disaster.
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︎ Aug 07 2016
Chandler from F β’ R β’ I β’ E β’ N β’ D β’ S is full of 'em
Frankie the Tailor: How long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler: Ah, as long as I have the pants I guess.
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︎ Jan 21 2015
Whatβs E.T short for?
Heβs only got little legs. π½
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?"
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︎ May 22 2020
Whatβs E.T. short for?
Heβs only got little legs.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What did E.T.'s parents say to him when he phoned home?
"Where on Earth have you been!?"
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Whatβs E.T. short for?
Because heβs got little legs.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Whatβs E.T. short for?
Heβs only got little legs.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Whatβs E.T. short for?
Heβs only got little legs.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Whatβs E.T. short for?
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Whatβs E.T. short for?
Because heβs only got little legs.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Whatβs E.T. short for?
Heβs only got little legs.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Whatβs E.T short for?
Because he has little legs
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︎ Jul 16 2018
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