S Lang Puns

Good auld Lang-siety

Because I saw an Old Lang Sign.

Clark kent loves women that have “L” names: Lois Lane, Lana Lang, etc. It must be because he’s from the House of “El.”

There was a man His name was Lang He had a neon sign Because this man was very old They called it Old Lang's sign.

My native language is dutch and in the sentence "hoe lang" means "how long". When pronouncing "hoe lang" in dutch it sounds like a chinese name. phonetically it would be "Hulang".

So my dad would always say out of nowhere "Hoelang is een Chinees", which translates into "How long is a chinese". Usually the people who hear the joke are clueless and look at him and weird and say "i dont know, i dont think all the chinese people have the same heigth, why do you ask me this?". Then he would say "Huh, what are you talking about? I was talking about my friend Hulang from China hahahahhahaha". He always laughs extremely loud after telling the joke, its part of the routine.