A list of puns related to "Rustan's"
For those looking for a good sale, tomorrow (8.15) will be the 1st year anniversary of Rustans online store. It is worth checking out as some of the branded products are cheaper than shopee/IG/Facebook resellers. Also, you are assured that these are new products. Based on experience, it takes about 7 days to 14 days for your orders to be delivered. I think they use air21 as their logistics partner.
https://icv2.com/articles/news/view/41667/warhammer-age-sigmar-board-game-coming-wizkids
> โMany previous attempts to build a lasting fortification at Anvalor have failed. Its strategic location on the Great Parch, a particularly arid region of Aqshy, the Realm of Fire, is of supreme importance. However, each new effort to establish a significant foothold has also irked a new foe, an enemy who rises to the challenge of thwarting the attempt. Equally distant from Anvilgard, Hammerhal Aqsha and the City of Brimstone, the competing factions of those great cities have put their quarrels aside and committed to a final push to rebuild Anvalor together. Whoever can secure the new stronghold will also dominate the Great Parch, significantly strengthening their influence in all the Mortal Realms.โ
Date: Friday August 9th, 2013
Time: 10PM ET
Location: Morongo Casino Resort & Spa, Cabazon, California
Television: ESPN2, WatchESPN app
Rustan Nugaev | vs | Jose Hernandez |
---|---|---|
24(14)-6-1 | record | 14(6)-6-1 |
30 | age | 26 |
5โ10โ | height | 5โ8" |
68" | reach | unknown |
136 lbs | weigh-in | 136 lbs |
Orthodox | stance | Orthodox |
Perm, Russia | hometown | Fort Worth, TX |
4(2)-1 | last 5 | 4(2)-1 |
10 rounds in the lightweight division
Prefight rating: โ โ โ โ
My prediction: Nugaev KO8
Jose Pedraza | vs | Gabriel Tolmajyan |
---|---|---|
13(9)-0 | record | 14(3)-2-1 |
24 | age | 26 |
5โ10โ | height | 5โ8" |
unknown | reach | unknown |
129.5 lbs | weigh-in | 130 lbs |
Orthodox | stance | Southpaw |
Puerto Rico | hometown | Glendale, CA |
5(3)-0 | last 5 | 4(0)-1 |
10 rounds in the super featherweight division
Prefight rating: โ โ โ
My prediction: Verdejo KO3
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
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