When it was my first prom I was really nervous, and this called me to be really thirsty. As a song ends, I see my opportunity and all of a sudden I rush to the punch bowl.
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Visit Mount Rush, more
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︎ Dec 29 2021
What did the doctor say to patient who wanted to rush his results?
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︎ Jan 16 2022
Today I learned that Geddy Lee from Rush and Les Claypool from Primus are super good friends in real life!
Do you think they've ever gone bass fishing together?
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︎ Nov 04 2021
Why did the cricketer rush to the toilet?
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︎ Jan 15 2022
Why did batman rush to the batcave?
He had to go to the batroom.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What songs do people listen to during rush hours?
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︎ Jun 23 2021
What letter is in a rush?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why do Czech people like the band Rush so much?
They are really into Prague rock.
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︎ Jul 27 2021
Donβt Rush into this pun! π
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︎ Aug 29 2020
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Where's the most patriotic place at rush hour?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
My girlfriend is starting sorority rush tonight
Her dad: Enjoy your vodka, fur coat, and caviar tonight!
Girlfriend: What?
Dad: Aren't you Russian?
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︎ Jan 16 2015
Doctors who are always in a rush don't seem to be very successful.
I think it's the lack of patients.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
That's a serious gold rush
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Why is camping such a rush?
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︎ May 10 2020
Why did Rush Limbaugh take so much Oxycontin?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What puns can you make containing the word "rush?"
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︎ Mar 26 2018
A truckload of doorframe parts spilled out on the highway during rush hour...
It caused a big traffic jamb.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Why did the train have to rush to the bathroom?
Itβs been toot toot tootin all day long!
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?
They fear that they may dye alone.
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Looking for a rush? Try camping...
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︎ Apr 16 2018
On the turnpike during rush hour, a truck carrying blue paint collided with a truck carrying red paint.
It was terrible! Everybody was marooned!
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︎ May 18 2015
I was in a rush and opened a bag of herbs.
Now I have too much thyme on my hands
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Dad joke vs Rush Hour
Takes from a WhatsApp group chat-
Mum: Running late bus has broken down on the motorway.
Dad: You should have taken the car.
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︎ Jul 21 2017
This morning I burnt my toast but I was in a rush so I ate it anyway. It upset my stomach...
I must be black-toast intolerant.
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︎ Feb 02 2018
Why did the wizard rush to the hospital?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Why didnβt the melon rush her wedding?
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Did you hear that Geoffrey Rush is gonna be in a World War 2 movie?
It's called Operation Barbossa.
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︎ Jun 09 2016
The executioner said we're in a rush
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︎ Oct 03 2018
I was in Moscow during Rush Hour.
Even there, people were Russian.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I saw an article about people snorting chocolate powder for a rush.
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︎ Jul 06 2017
TIL that the band RUSH has a huge following in the Czech Republic.
Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic
Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.
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︎ May 04 2016
What's the rush?
I said this to my brother yesterday & immediately thought of this subreddit. It works because we're arabic. We went on a bike ride yesterday...
Bro: hey, let's take a detour & go this way
Me: sounds good. I'm not Russian. I'm syrian
Ahhhh my dad lives through me. That's something cheesy he would say.
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︎ Feb 03 2015
What type of storm is always in a rush?
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︎ Jun 29 2016
My dad was trying to rush me out the door and got me with this
Dad: Come on, get in the car.
Me: I don't have to hurry. I'm driving separately.
Dad: Who's separately?
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︎ Aug 20 2016
My Co-Worker asked how I was doing after having to change a flat on the side of the interstate at rush hour.
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︎ Sep 10 2015
Rush Hour Traffic
We were in the car and had mentioned how the last time we drove through Toronto it was during rush hour.
Sister: "What time does rush hour usually start?"
Dad: "Whenever you put in the DVD and press play."
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︎ Aug 07 2014
Our family now refuses to say the word "rush" because Dad uses this line daily.
Me: I'm not in a hurry, so don't rush.
Dad: Oh I'm not rushin. I'm Italian.
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︎ Mar 10 2015
Fraternity Rush
My dad called and asked if I was going to rush a fraternity. He suggested Eata Pi. He laughed hysterically, and I could hear my Mom faintly saying "Oh shut up".
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