A Police officer called Roxanne told me how to social distance,

She said "don't stand, don't stand so close to me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I adopted a goat for my son called Roxanne.

"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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One night I got pulled over. The cop walked up to my window and said β€œdo you have a police record, sir?” I said:

Roxanne...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Das_Kommandant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.

Roxanne is a really good song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amazorman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Another great example of puns getting a man hired
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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A mate and I were at a bar one night, when...

... half a dozen mean-looking tough and muscly guys approached us. The biggest of them said to me in a rough voice, "You're at our table. Get lost. Now."

My mate whispered to me, "Just pretend we're the police".

I thought this was a great idea. But​ >!I only got halfway through the first line of "Roxanne" before they started beating the crap out of us!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
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